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Re: All rpgs are the same boring sword&sorcery rubbish ! ! !

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From: sandtiger
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 01:13
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Excuse me, stewardess? I speak troll.

I will now attempt to translate the words of K-H W.

Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:
> Since 25 years all rpgs are basically the same old rubbish - evil
> monster has stolen this or did that and you must kill the evil
> boss-monster.

Translation: "My penis is very small, and I would like to express my 
anger about this."

> Always the same, really really boring after 25 years of computer
> games.

Translation: "Very, very small. But enough about my penis. May I speak 
to you about Herbal Viagra?"

> I think 3D action games have much better stories, better graphics and
> are far more exciting.

Translation: "My name is Ungowi Gombawa, and I have urgent news. The 
Nigerian government will not allow me to take a large amount of U.S. 
Dollars out of the country. Perhaps you could be of help?"

> RPGs are DEAD.

Translation: "Really. I mean it. Miniscule. It's really pathetic."
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