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Article #9999Funny prompts
From: Henry Churchyard
Date: Sun, 19 May 1991 05:00
Date: Sun, 19 May 1991 05:00
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The following batch files create some moderately amusing prompts on
your DOS machine (Bart Simpson, etc.) if, when you last rebooted, you
had ANSI.SYS (or a program of equivalent functionality) loaded as a
device driver in your CONFIG.SYS file.
(Batch files UUENCODED because they use 8th-bit graphics characters:)
4.13 of file PCPROMPT.ZIP by R.E.M.
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Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!usc!cs.utexas.edu!ut-emx!churchh From: churchh@ut-emx.uucp (Henry Churchyard) Newsgroups: comp.sys.ibm.pc.misc Subject: Funny prompts Keywords: moderately amusing Message-ID: <49209@ut-emx.uucp> Date: 19 May 91 05:00:29 GMT Organization: The University of Texas at Austin; Austin, Texas Lines: 114