Re: PENTIUM (was Re: A joke....)

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From: Peter Hofman
Date: Mon, 12 Dec 1994 12:07

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I came across the following text:


PRACTICAL PROGRAMMING IN DL/1 (DUNSCOMBE LANGUAGE 1)

.. THE PROGRAM _ LET'S CALL IT FRED _
    _ TSJAGGY TSJAGGY TSJAGGY _
      CALLS A SUBROUTINE
      _ BOING BOING BOING _
        WHICH IN HIS TURN DISPLAYS A PANEL
        _ TSJING TSJING TSJING _
          WHICH SAYS : "PISS OFF",
          _ OH YOU BUGGER _
            GOES CRASH,BANG,WALL-UP,
            _ BOUOUM _
              GETS ITSELF BLOWN OUT OF THE WATER
              _ ISN'T THAT A SHAME _
                AND BURSTS INTO TEARS ...


    ISN'T LIVE EX(C)ITING ? ...


I guess the program was doing calculations on a Pentium.

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