🚀 go-pugleaf

Just wanted to compliment the publisher's of MacWorld for their April issue
-- it's been extremely helpful, especially as a safety feature.  So far,
I've found that when a copy is rolled up and used as a club, it's massive
enough to kill rats, squirrels, and even small terriers with one swift blow
to the head.

It does disturb me that it probably took about 2.49 trees to print each
copy, though...

                           "I think life should be more like tv.  I think all
                            of life's problems ought to be solved in 30
                            minutes with simple homilies, don't you?  I think
                            weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest
                            concerns.  I think we should all have powerful,
                            high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy
                            sports cars.  All our desires should be instantly
                            gratified.  Women should always wear tight
                            clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns.
                            Life overall should be more glamorous,
                            thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you
                            think?"
                                           -- Calvin and Hobbes
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