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In article <1990Jun28.071914.18466@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de> schmuck@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de (Karl Schmuck) writes:
>Tell me how to stop an earthquake ?
>
>-- 
>Karl H. Schmuck                |   e-mail: schmuck@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de

  Well, this is a technique that has been developed in some underground
lab in Kengeri. The strategy is to effectively seal any crevasse that
develops and attack the earth surface from the inside so that fissures 
will not snowball into a full blown earthquake.

  First wash the surfaces thoroughly with soap and water. When it
is completely dry, apply generous amounts of clearsil (industrial 
strength - available in most single bars).

  If even after this, eruptions do not cease, assemble local gentry
into 2 x N phalanges (N = number of people available /2), arm them 
with 2" wide rolls of duct tape, and instruct them to tape down all
fissures as soon as they are sigthed. Usage of strapping tape has also
yeilded desireable results.

  If even this does not stop an earthquake, assume the head between 
knees position pucker up and kiss your keester ta ta

Jude