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Article #12839Re: STOP THE EARTHQUAKE!!!!!
From: Ed Felton
Date: Fri, 29 Jun 1990 21:21
Date: Fri, 29 Jun 1990 21:21
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In article <1990Jun28.071914.18466@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de>, schmuck@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de (Karl Schmuck) writes:
> Tell me how to stop an earthquake ?
> Karl H. Schmuck | e-mail: schmuck@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de
What? you mean you didn't hear about the Israeli DoomsDay Device that is
causing all of those earthquakes and aftershocks in Iran???
Quoting from said DoomsDay Device Users Manual:
5.3.4.2 To Stop Accidental or Unexpected Earthquakes -
Depress Green Switch on the Left Hand control Panel.
Wait 10 Months.
Depress Green Switch Again.
If Earthquakes do not cease within 30 Years, please
contact the manufacturer for a complete refund.
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Ed Felton | When you wish to produce a result by means of an
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