🚀 go-pugleaf

I'm a charter subscriber to this magazine.  They're
real good at soliciting early renewals, offering a
discount for same.  I went for one... net result?
2 subscriptions.  Month after month, I write them,
telling them I expect to get one copy for a year
longer, not 2 copies for a year.  They can't find
my duplicate subscriptions.  My mailing labels don't
show extended expiration date.  Round and round.

I told them I don't expect to pay for the duplicates,
they can bloody well extend my original subscription
for a year or I'll never send them any more money,
and I can do without their magazine if they don't.

Combine this with Chuqui's warning about authoring
for them, and it's obvious they're constipated
on both ends... input and output.

Now children... turn to chapter 11...

	Sunny
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Sunny Kirsten
Astral Consultants
(415)457-7555
POB 459
Forest Knolls, CA 94933
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