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In article <4308@phoenix.Princeton.EDU> zimerman@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Jacob Ben-david Zimmerman) writes:
>Well, our Mac SE's at work only become impatient infrequently.  When
>they do, however, we punish them: We place our hands over the fan port
>and then remove them several times quickly, forcing the fan to speed up
>and slow down, warning the little cuties that we can drive them to
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>schizophrenia any time we get ornery.  Besides, we're paying their juice
>bill.  :-)

Finally some one who understands the workings of a computer.  What you think
the Mac is magic?? That some misterious magical "electrical Current"
Draws those pretty screens on your mac???

No, 
   These "Little cuties" Live inside the Computer and run things......
IBM used to shrink CPA-s and MBA-s and put them into their computers.
But they Just couldn't draw too well.... SO in 1-2-3 they included some
simple drawing templates for graphics.
 Mac on the other hand genetically engineered these same Professionals 
so they had artistic talent also. Thus the beutiful graphics. 
( NOTE: IBM is currently engeneering to try to match the prowessness of the
	Apple "Little Cuties")
The tapping you hear is actually these guys Carving out new templates for
use in thier drawings, And normally begins after they access the disk for 
new materials. Note also that they have tiny electric lights and a big fan
to keep them cool. Covering the fan ports make them think a storm is comming
and they stop work to protect thier families.......

Besides, When the computer gets sick ( with a virus or other cold)
and starts to huccup.... what do you think is happening..... isn't it
obvious?  The "little Cuties" are Ill  :-)

Nice waste of band width huh?  d|:=>

Ben Herman 
Falme away - I just had to get my 2c in.


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