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Why I just bought another NeXT instead of a cAR.

  10.  A tricked out NSC was way cheaper than an equivelent car.
   9.  I don't need to get uninsured user insurance on my NeXT.
   8.  Although it's a 'sports car' computer, insurance doesn't
       cost more than on a PC.
   7.  If it really crashes hard, it only takes a few hours to get it
       back up to the condition it was previously in.
   6.  I never have to sit in miles of traffic on a 100+ degree day
       while using my NeXT.
   5.  I never have to pump gas, no matter how much I use it.
   4.  Electricity is cheaper than gas.
   3.  I didn't have to deal with idiots wearing cheap suits to buy
       it.
   2.  If I load it up with RAM it goes way faster, but I don't have
       to worry about getting pulled over by some jerk cop with a
       quota.

   1.  I don't have to wash bird droppings off my NeXT.



andrew
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