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Doctor Salami is proud to present a new addition to Doctor Salami's Wireless
Palm Pages and Message Boards:  Ask 'Dr Bowel'.

Dr Bowel will answer your personal issues with care and concern and a true
desire to see you push harder and stronger and be the best you can be.

Palm users have problems, too!

Dr Bowel (otherwise known as a bloke from tech. support I like to get drunk
with on Fridays) has generously volunteered his love for the betterment of
all of *you*.

His advice is firm, well-coloured and no lightweight floater. As a sample of
his advice to date:

*** PARENTAL GUIDANCE RECOMMENDED  ***

Dear Dr Bowel,

My vagina sometimes makes noises during sex and it sounds like I'm
breaking wind. But my question is this, what is the capital of Tunisia?

Confused.

Dear Confused,

T.

Dr Bowel

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Doctor Bowel

Is it true that over-use of my Palm IIIc can induce periods of
involuntary homosexuality?

Stylus-man

Dear Stylus-man

At the time of writing this there have been no official statements
from Palm Computing regarding this issue.

There is no known precautionary measure at this time but one can
take certain steps to ensure limited exposure and embarrassment:

Should you find your self penetrating a male, simply remove your
penis from his buttocks, as sodomising a man is often associated with
Homosexuality.

(Note: if you are gay, please disregard this advice and remember to give as
well as receive).

As a general rule, anything of, or pertaining to, the penis should be
strictly avoided
in social situations or at least kept to a discreet minimum.  And don't
forget to take precautions: keep at least three spare screen protectors on
you - you never know when you may need them.

Dr Bowel

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Let him help you!

Post your personal issues (in complete anonymity) to
Doctor Salami's Message Boards (just look for Ask 'Dr Bowel):
http://doctorsalami.community.everyone.net

Doctor Salami

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Doctor Salami's Palm Pages:
http://users.zipworld.com.au/~rmills/palm.htm

Doctor Salami's Wireless Palm Message Boards
http://doctorsalami.community.everyone.net/commun_v3/scripts/directory.pl

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http://users.zipworld.com.au/~rmills/GenuflectionsIntro80s.htm