Re: Unix is a pathetic OS !!!

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From: Llewelly
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 00:25

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insane_pile@yahoo.co.nz (Paul Eisner) writes:

> I'm an alien from outer space and I must laught about your inferiour
> Unix, our operating systems are much superior and we don't need
> "keyboards" or mice to operate our programs.
>

I've written a virus which wraps your computers in tinfoil, blocking
    the mind-control beams you use to operate your computers, in
    accordance with the laws described by Micheal Faraday.

I've put it on a floppy disk, and I'm now using my ancient powerpc603e
    powered apple powerbook to upload it to your starship.

Soon you will be utterly helpless.

> You inferiour half-apes are no match to us, we will easily destroy
> your planet!


Your superior technology is no match for our aluminum foil deflector
    beanies.

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