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>         NetBastard Goes Off, old-school style.(WAS Re: Pete's Potty )
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>   From: "NetBastard" <netbastard@bellsouth.net>
>   Reply to: "NetBastard"
>   Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 04:15:30 GMT
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>          rec.sport.pro-wrestling
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>This is a flame message.  Skip it if you don't want to read it.  If it costs
>you money to download, fucking bill me, my mailing address is in DeJaNews.
>Complaints may be sent to abuse@deeznuts.com

   Well John Henry, you're back.  ANd I see your little fucking attitude
is back too.  This should be fun.

>
>The Bogus Prophet wrote in message ...
>Sorry to use your message to reply to this, Mike, but since I turned my
>killfile back on, I never saw the original.
>>(Pete KOF) petekof@aol.com writes:
>>>   I have compiled a general list of rules, laws, and bylaws to be
>>>followed here at the new Rec Sport Pro Wrestling Unmoderated, or RSPW-U:
>
>
>Here's something you can follow...this is an unmoderated group, asshole.
>Compile deez nuts.


   Hey, it was a joke, ass hole.  What the fuck is "deez nuts"?

> As I do in every other aspect of my life, I will
>continue to do what I want, when I want, where I want.

   Hey look everybody, Brian Pilman back from the dead!!!  BTW, John, you
won't be allowed to do it on RSPW-M.

>If I want to come in
>here and post a transcript of the last PPV one word at a time, you can't do
>a fucking thing about it.


   Well, I guess I'll just have to ignore it.  Hard solution huh?

> You know why, asshole?

  But I know Who.

> Cuz that's the way *you*
>wanted it.  I got my first demandment rights, motherfucker!

  It's amendment, idiot.

  Freedom of
>Speech and shit!  Damn The Man, He Can't Hold Us Down anymore!!! We Shall
>Overcome!!!

  Acid flashback?

  You can't censor me, this is an unmoderated newsgroup.  Got a
>problem with my language?  Tough shit.  Got a problem with my attitude?
>Tough shit.  Got a problem with me?  Tough shit.
>

   That's the thing Johnny Boy.  I CAN live with that.  I'll just ignore
you, instead of going thru the hoopla of starting a whole new group to tal
about wrestling.


>You know what's *really* funny?  All you're doing is *exactly* what you have
>spent so much time accusing me of - being an elitist fuck that's trying to
>control what people say.


  You jsut fon't get the joke do you?

>  Of course, since you started with a bad premise,
>your imitation is off-base by about 35 AUs.  Man to pig, pig to man, who's
>who, Pete?
>

   I'm a MAN!  I'm not a pig or an earthquake!  I'm John Tenta! (Oh no,
now you all know my real identity!!)


>You don't deserve the privilege of eating the peanuts out of my shit,

  Eeeeeew!  You have peanuts in your shit?!?!?!?

> you
>little moron, and your 2 daisy chain partners are no fucking better.
>Between the three of you, there might be the potential for one intelligent
>sentence, if we string every fucking post you've ever made together.

   Wrong, daddy-o!  Go to Deja News.  Read about 500 of my posts and then
come back and tell me what you read.

>  You
>ignorant fuck.

  How classy and snappy a comeback, netbastard!

>  You wouldn't know a suplex from a backbreaker.

  Well which kind of suplex are we talking about???  Vertical, Butterfly,
Gut-Wrench, Northern Lights,  Belly to Back, Belly to Belly, Dragon,
German, Jackhammer, Fisherman, Cobra????
Please specify.


  You and your
>little girlfriends are nothing but thie single biggest fucking LOSERS to
>ever inflict themselves upon this newsgroup,

  Here we go with the homo-erotic comments.

 and if you think bullshit like
>this is convincing anyone but you little markboys of anything except that
>you're all fucking idiots and losers, with no higher function in life than
>to serve as an example of how to be laughed at derisively by anyone with so
>much as half a fucking brain, then you're more delusional than I thought.
>You're an idiot, Max is an idiot, XXStrength is an idiot, and that goes for
>all the other little assholes on your list as well.


  Well, we know my opinions on who is cool and who is not.  But are you
calling the Duggan Fans and mdb idiots???  Their on my list.

  If brains were
>gunpowder, all of you put together couldn't blow your nose.

  What does gunpowder have to do with clearing your sinuses????  Please
stay coherent.


  Do something
>good for the world--get together in one room, fill it with natural gas under
>pressure, and do some bong hits, OK?


  I don't smoke much anymore, but if I break out the old bong, I'll be
smoking weed, not natural gas, ok?

  Hell, I'll even donate a sponge to
>your mother so she can clean what's left of you off the walls.  Oh, I'm
>sorry, I mean your ass-slapping roommate,

  Oh shit!  You are Johnny Horkheimer!!!  Only he can pull out the
ass-slap comment.  BTW, John, what does my roomate mooning me have to do
with anything. I think you are reading too much psycho-sexual stuff into
this.  Are you a latent homosexual?


 your mother probably has too much
>class to let you live with her, even if she is a two-bit cum-guzzling gutter
>skank that blows AIDS-infected gangsters for $5 crack rocks,

  We go for the 10 dollar crack rocks.

 that's still a
>lot more class than you'll ever have.  More purpose, too.
>
>You miserable, pathetic little loser.


  How many times can you say loser?

  This post is the highest
>accomplishment you will ever make in your life.  You have just peaked as a
>man and as a human being.  It's all downhill from here.
>

  Ah, that sucks.


>Lucky for you, it's not much a drop from where you are now to the very
>fucking bottom of the gene pool.  The only thing you're better than is
>lepers and AIDS-infected transient junkie railroad bums, like your dad, and
>you're sinking fast.


  My dad isn't a railroad bum.

  You are a shining example of social ineptitude, of
>drooling, gibbering, idiocy.  The best part of you ran down the crack of
>your mothers ass after me and 75 friends paid her a nickel each to do the
>whole room

  Dad, is that you????

.  She gave us 3.50 in change, and begged for more, and the result
>was you.  You're a festering bedsore on the ass of all humanity.
>Congratulations - you and your little buds there have earned the status of
>being the biggest fucking idiots I have ever known.  All of the people you
>listed as being 'allowed' here (HA!  Fuck YOU) put together have less native
>intelligence than the average jellyfish, less social appeal than John Carey
>Merrick, less class than a brown shower, and less support on this newsgroup
>than Hogan.


  Well, now that you are off to RSPW-M, we don't need your approval and
constant judgement against us for trying to have a little fun.

  You are almost complete fucking wastes, and the only thing that
>saves me from condemning you as total oxygen parasites is my abiding belief
>in a higher power that doesn't make mistakes

  Well, Johnny you are going straight to hell for this post.  Cauxe you
more than condemned us as "oxygen parasites".

 - sometimes, my imperfect
>perception just can't see the reason for some people, but for you, the
>reason is clear:


>
>You are the man people point to and go 'if I ever act like that, kill me,
>because I've lost my fucking mind and don't deserve to live.'

  God damn, if you could only read the irony of this statement, JH.  If
only...




>
>You shitstain.  I hope you're stupid enough to sit there and gloat over this
>flame, as if it's some cool thing to convince someone of my obvious
>intellect and character that you are irredeemable reprobates.  What a
>fucking joke!  This is the equivalent of bragging about going to prison for
>raping a 3-year-old.
>

  Actually, its pathetic.  You are pathetic.  If I am such a waste, why
would you devote at least 150 lines of text towards me.  This probably
took you at least an hour of your life to write, an hour you'll never get
back. Yeah, I guess I don't mean shit in this world.


>BTW, Pete, have you stopped banging your sister?
>

  Wow how mature and clever.  This offended me...right!

>>> 1)  Anything goes.
>
>This shows how fucking stupid you are.  'Anything goes' and then you spend
>another several paragraphs delineating just what doesn't go.  And I bet
>you're so fucking stupid that you don't even *see* the obvious, inherent
>flaw in logic here.


  The reason I didn't see the flaw in logic is that I was just fucking
around!!!!  YOU ACTUALLY TOOK ME SERIOUSLY!!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


>
>>> 5)  If John Henry, Scott Keith, JC Gilbert, Ripclawe, Jeremy Billones,
>>>Chad Bryant, or Alex Demchuk post here, they are to be flamed until they
>>>are driven off RSPW-U.  We cannot allow those who threaten free speech as
>>>we know it to propogate here.
>
>
>Hey, Pete, why don't you do something useful with that mouth for once, like
>licking the sweat off my balls?  I never threatened free speech you dolt.
>If you and your little asshole buds tried the kin of shit with a physical
>space that you pull around here, you'd be locked up or dead within a week.


  Oh yeah, they'd throw us in jail for talking about Kamala's left nut
esploding.  Right.  Do me a favor, read this post of yours again, and
answer this question you just asked.

>You pencil-necked geek.

  Oh shit!!!  Fred Blassie is on RSPW!!!!

  You pathetic genetic regression.  Just take your
>fucking life now, before it's too late and the memory of your
>world-reknowned ignorance actually outlasts the stains on the wall behind
>your head from the little bits of blood and brain that would come shooting
>out of the back of your skull if you had any fucking self-respect at all.


  NMan, what kind of fucking grammar is that??  You realize that makes no
sense whatsoever???


>
>And yet *again*, after not posting for HOW LONG? (well, not under this name,
>hahaha),

  Wow, how clever of you. Like I care.

 you are *still* so enamoured of me that you spontaneously include
>me in your posts without any provocation whatsoever.

  I made one post about you, as opposed to the thousands you made about us
in the last two months.  And we're unimportant???

  You pathetic junkie, I
>already told you I'm not like that.  Get over me and move on with your life
>already.

  Again with the delusional homo-erotic accusations.

>
>
>>> 7)  Impersonations of wrestlers are cool, as long as they are funny.  Use
>>>common sense here.
>
>>ROTFLMAO!  "Use common sense here."  Man, can you even imagine how ironic
>>that statement is?

  You want irony??  Read this post. again



>
>
>Of course not, Mike.  That would require some concept.
>
>*Any* concept is obviously beyond the ken of the King of Flatulence.
>
>>> 8)  Comedy posts are cool, as long as they are funny.  See #7
>
>
>Well, that one qualifier pretty much dooms you then, don't it, Pete?  You
>are king of nothing but your own fevered delusions, markboy.
>
>>> 9)  All posts are cool, as long as they are funny, edgy, and are of a
>>>contributory nature.
>
>
>This is contributing loads to satisfying my strong desire to publicly
>humiliate you and your idiot pals yet one more time.  You fucking goober.  I
>hear you thought you had a pubic hair, until it peed.

  More dick jokes?  How old are you, netbastard???  

>
>And BTW, reply all you want, I don't give a fuck, I ain't reading it.


  I bet you do.

  This
>isn't a debate this is me telling you how it is, asshole, and how it is is
>regardless of what you think, there are literally enough people around the
>world that know what a complete fucking buttnugget you are to populate a
>small city.  I hope that makes you proud, cuz at least they know your name,
>right?

  that's right.  My real name is Pete KOF.

 You chump.  How can someone be so incredibly lifeless as to
>broadcast to THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET that they are so incredibly
>unappealing in real life in every way that they are so desparate for
>attention that they will take the scorn and derision of tens of thousands of
>people, because even that is better then having to acknowledge that nobody
>you know IRL thinks you're worth the time of day.
>
>Now fuck off, you little twit.  This response is more respect than you
>deserve,

From the length of it, You must respect me a whole lot.  Sad that a
worthless shit like me takes up so much of your time.


 but I just had to nail your ass for doing exactly what I said you
>would - continuing to use my name in your pathetic, transparent attempt to
>garner some kind of attention, regardless of what I post.  What a
>predictable little stool sample you are.
>
>Now go play in traffic or something.  I think I hear you mom calling you,
>she must be horny.


   You must have good hearing.  My mom is about 40 miles away from me.


>
>NetBastard
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   NetUnModerator

  Joh, I'd reply some more, but you really aren't worth it.  What more
could I do to you that you haven't already done to youreslf.