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Re: PROPOSAL: alt.animals.fuckwit

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From: Leslie Mamer
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 1997 00:00
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On Tue, 30 Dec 1997 11:02:00 -0500, Sean <sean@snerts-r-us.org> wrote:

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>Leslie Mamer wrote:
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>> Just a couple: where is your charter?
>
>Charter? We don't need no steenkin' charter!
>
>Ok, maybe we do. How's this:
>
>Alt.Animals.Fuckwit is for the discussion of the proliferation of Fuckwits
>througout usenet. Fuckwits (homo fuckwitus) are, of course, one of the two
>surviving species belonging to the Genus Homo (the other, of course, being
>homo sapiens)

OK. But are there some distinguishing features to the species
H.fuckwitus that sets them apart from H.sapien? Perhaps 11 digits on
the hands - or appendages which pass for hands ; or a nose which
doubles as a form of sexual organ??
>
>> Where is the justification?
>
>You just illustratrated that with your silly question.
>

No, I think you illustrated that you are silly. A justification
usually answers the question "why"... as in, why is the proliferation
of fuckwits necessary? Are they an endangered species? If so, wouldn't
it help to know what they looked like so we don't accidently run one
over as they are crossing the Information Superhighway??

>> And
>> what species of animal is fuckwit?
>
>Fuckwit is of course it's own specfies. See the above charter for more
>thorough taxonomical data.
>
>Sean

A bit more info, please. Don't get all pissy about it though. Look at
it as having discussed the creation of the new group in this ng;
effectively countering any claims to the contrary <G>

>--
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>Many people never grow up.  They stay all their lives with
>a passionate need for external authority and guidance,
>pretending not to trust their own judgement. - Alan Watts
>
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>Danger is nature's way of eliminating stupid people.
>Without safety, stupid people die in accidents. Since the
>dead don't produce, our species becomes progressively more
>intelligent (or at least less stupid).
>
>With safety, however, well-intentioned as it may be, we
>are devolving into half witted mutants, because idiots, who
>by all rights should be dead, are spared from their rightful
>early graves and are free to breed even more imbeciles.
>
> -- Taken from an anonymous post to Alt.Illuminati
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From: lb34002@navix.net (Leslie Mamer)
Subject: Re: PROPOSAL: alt.animals.fuckwit
Date: 1997/12/31
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