🚀 go-pugleaf

fLameDogg <flamedogg@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<Xns90DF8EB3DBD7Bimamidnighttoken@65.82.44.100>...
> pyro_999@Hotmail.com (pyro) wrote in
> news:1265fb17.0107150548.24d8476d@posting.google.com: 
> 
> > abcdef@ghijk.org (T2Y) wrote in message
> > news:<3b525a0d.68060526@news.alt.net>... 
> >> On 13 Jul 2001 12:18:16 -0700, pyro_999@hotmail.com (pyro) wrote:
> >> 
> >> >abcdef@ghijk.org (T2Y) wrote in message
> >> >news:<3b5303ae.45945950@news.alt.net>... 
> >> >> On Thu, 12 Jul 2001 20:34:24 -0500, "foodfighter"
> >> >> <dev/null@assblister.edu> wrote:
> >> >> 
> >> >> >who died and made you casey kasem?
> >> >> >aaasshole
> >> >> >
> >> >> aint that fuker ded yet?
> >> >
> >> >He choked to death on a bottle cap last October
> >> >
> >> no shet?? 
> >> 
> >> weiht uh sekond........why da fuk ded he swalow uh botle cap?
> > 
> > He was trying to open a beer with his teeth.  It's a very common way
> > to die.  The same thing happened to
> > 1. Tennesee Williams
> > 2. Abby Hoffman (as noted)
> > 3. Al Capone
> > 4. The 1980s homeless advocate named Snyder whose first name I forget
> > 5. Mama Cass
> > 6. Janis Joplin
> > 7. Scott Joplin
> > 8. Babe Ruth
> > 9. Big Bill Thompson, mayor of Chicago in the 1920s
> > 
> > and other lesser celebrities
> 
> Don't forget Elvis.  Okay, so the cap somehow wound up in the other 
> orifice, but the effect (death) was the same.

He actually died from the thing being in there or is was a
coincidence?
There's some people who died because something was in the other end.
If you plug up your asshole with a cork or glue in shut with epoxy,
you'll explode like a kernel of popcorn in 4 days.

But it won't be a "pop" noise  It will be Ka-BANG!...WHoooooooosh!