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1 total messages Started by sales8 Thu, 01 Dec 2005 23:01
Stores too crowded? Try this!
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Author: sales8
Date: Thu, 01 Dec 2005 23:01
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Did you enjoy doing your holiday shopping today?  There were icy roads,
no parking spaces, big crowds, long lines, and no room to push your
large shopping cart down those narrow aisles.  Not to mention the time
it takes to get bundled up to go out in the freezing weather.

If this doesn't sound exciting, it's time you tried Gorge Warehouse.
We have aisles as wide as your computer monitor.  No pushing, no
shoving, no hassles, no long lines, and plenty of room to park.  Just
go to <a
href="http://www.gorgewarehouse.com">http://www.gorgewarehouse.com</a>
and take care of all your holiday shopping needs online.

Are you worried about security?  We use 128 bit encryption to ensure
hackers can't steal your information.  Just look for the padlock on the
bottom of your web browser when you check out.

Order today and as a special offer, you will receive a free Tennis
Bracelet with every purchase of at least $100 or a free pair of Daisy
Floral Earrings with every purchase of at least $50.  Just enter promo
code FreeGorgeGift at checkout.  Visit <a
href="http://www.gorgewarehouse.com"> http://www.gorgewarehouse.com</a>
today!
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