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For years after she was first questioned about her relationship with President
Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky is still upset: Nobody seems to be able to think
about her without thinking about... well, you know. Few people in history, of
course, have had their names forever linked to a specific sex act. Do you know
of any?    

On one hand, her life will never be the same, and she'll be the punchline of
off-color jokes for years to come. On the other hand, she was a willing
participant in an affair with a married man... an affair that ultimately cost
the U.S. Government over $40 million and --arguably, started a war--- AND--
almost brought down the presidency... and she did, after all, make the bizarre
decision to keep the blue dress as a souvenir. EBAY?   I predict!.  

So Monica Lewinsky wants our sympathy. Does she have it?---- Not mine, you
little gold digging tart!   You corrupted my president.  

I think that her career will soon be "blowing in the wind"

Ok   I am done with my Monica rant now!!!