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Natural Selection Research 
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.  When the herd
is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest one that is killed first.  This
natural selection is good for the herd, because the general speed and health of
the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members. 

Much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest
brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but
naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.  In this way,
regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine. 

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. 

Knowledge only found through extensive research on university campuses like the
University of Nevada, Reno. And now you know.