🚀 go-pugleaf

Ok, I found this on a "teen" board, but thought that it was fun.  What are the
10 things you'd most like to do in a room full of total strangers.  You can do
ANYTHING.  Here are my answers:



10 - Cover yourself with chocolate pudding.

9 - Start yelling "would you stop touching me!" when no one is even close to
you.

8 - Scratch yourself somewhere inappropriate.  For at least 30 seconds.

7 - Announce that you're sleepy, and stretch out on the floor.  Ask someone
nearby for a wakeup call in an hour.

6 - Walk up to the geekiest looking guy in the room and say loudly "Hey - I saw
you in last month's Playgirl!  NIIIIIIIICEEEEE!!"

5 - Silently stare at one person for hours on end, crossing your eyes every
time they look back.

4 - Talk to your imaginary agent on your cell phone.  Inform them that you
absolutely WILL NOT do the love scene with Tom Cruise for less than 5 million.

3 - Walk around with a piece of toilet paper hanging from your shoe.  Every
time someone remarks on it, pull out a small notebook and write very carefully
for a few minutes.

2 - Walk up to someone, begin pulling up your shirt, and say "I'm sorry to
bother you, but I just was wondering if you think this looks normal."

and the number 1 thing to do in a room full of strangers is.........

1 - Say "Oh my gosh, I am so sorry, the package said that it might cause
flatulence, but I didn't think it would be THIS toxic" and see how fast the
room clears :)


Ok, that last one was crude, but I had fun!