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Re: Salad Rant

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From: Boltmom2000
Date: Sat, 30 Aug 2003 06:05
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Oh Yes!!!  I got a "fast food" salad a couple years ago that included hard
boiled egg wedges.  I was not planning on eating them anyway, but when I
noticed they were green...and I don't mean the yolk was green I mean they were
FUZZY and GREEN I just about puked all over the place!!!!  I took it back to
the counter and demanded my money back....they actually tried to give me
another salad instead.  When I said I would not eat another salad, I wanted my
money back....they then claimed I had ate some of it, so I was not entitled to
money back.  This is when I got really hot.  I explained the eggs were ON TOP
of the salad and the FIRST thing I saw when I opened the container......"are
you insinuating I dug under those moldy eggs and ate some salad?"  "Well yes,
ma'am." Well! After speaking to the manager and requesting THEY eat the salad,
I got a refund and free dessert for the girls.  LOL.  Beware the McVomits
salads!


>From: alh51235

>
>Against my better judgement, I took the girl's to McDonald's for lunch...we
>grace this place maybe once a month...or less. But the girl's really wanted
>those yucky, so called "chicken" nuggets and so I obliged. I got a salad. 
>
>I just wanted a regular salad....you know...a normal, lettuce, tomato, onion
>salad...but instead of just granting my request I had to hear all about the
>Cobb Salad and the Bacon something or other salad and I reiterated to the
>drone
>behind the speaker..."just a regular salad". In response, "What do you
>mean?...we have Cobb.....Bacon......" I said, "don't you have a garden salad
>with no meat or cheese...just greens?" "That would be our side salad, is that
>what you mean?" she asked. I nodded.
>
>So, I get my tiny little side salad out and the first thing I notice is one
>of
>the tomatoes......it is half green. Now come on, if you were making a salad
>and
>you found a green tomato..wouldn't you throw it away? Not this person, they
>included this lovely bi-colored fruit in my side salad. I picked it out and
>tossed it in the trash. Then I noticed how slimy some of the lettuce
>looked....the lettuce on top looked ok...but at the bottom of the
>container..the lettuce was slimy. You know, slimy like if you forget to use
>that lettuce in your crisper and 6mo later you notice this bag in
>there...half
>water and half slime? That was at the bottom. YUCK! So, needless to say....I
>threw the whole damned thing away and nibbled on my girls' french fries.


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>Thanks for listening.
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