🚀 go-pugleaf

I am busy preparing for another camping trip.  Oh joy.  Why am I the only one
doing all the work?  Why are none of the other families going making any plans?
 Why is it always good old Trish doing all the work?  No, they expect me to
find a spot, tell them what to buy in the way of food, and of course bring all
the toys and games to keep a small army of children from age 3 up to 15 busy. 
Call me a doormat, I deserve it.  I am just not one of those gals who can toss
a tent in the truck and go.  I hate camping with those people.  You know the
ones.  They never bring anything they MIGHT need because it's too bothersome,
no they would rather borrow (and never pay back) from everyone else who did
come prepared!  Bandaids, aspirin, children's cough medicine, rolaids,
flashlights, kitchen utensils, 3 pots and pans, several game pieces, dice,
cards, a sleeping bag, one shoe, and a whole bunch of other things that never
were returned.  So, what am I doing this time?  Heheheh Hahahaha I have marked
EVERYTHING I own with our last name.  Everything!  Right on down to the toilet
paper rolls.  Yep, I put our name on the inside of the tube.  I find address
labels work well, or permanent markers.  Oh and I did not just put our
name....no I put "Stolen from (or Borrowed and not returned to) the
______Family"  Muahahahahaha.  I really don't mind sharing, really I don't, but
they never return the favor.  One family actually refused to let me use one of
their eggs to go into the dish I was making for EVERYONE to eat!  Then they sat
there and ate nearly the whole dish before anyone else got to it.  Well, I am
onto them.  All of our food will be eaten inside the RV before we go outside
for the "group meal"  If there are leftovers I will be happy to share.  Gee I
hope these people don't go hungry or worse.....actually have to cook up some of
their own food to eat!  There will also be no using my toilet in my RV "just
this once"  If they don't want to use the outhouse, or bring a porta potty then
they can use a damn bush!  I am tempted to show up with just the tent and food
and leave the RV at home.  Boy wouldn't that freak them all out!  Maybe when
they realize just how nice they are to have they will go buy one of their own,
and stop trying to use mine! <evil laughter>  Oh yeah, I am in psycho b*tch
mode, they better not mess with me on this trip or all hell will break loose.
=)