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>From: boltmom2000@aol.com  (Boltmom2000)

I reach in the back seat
to place a bag of food in and all of a sudden the chipmunk from hell comes
straight at me.....full speed.  I scream and run away.  Husband comes running
"what what what??!!"  I said...."there was something in the car!  It jumped at
me!!!! I am not going over there!!!"

OMG....too funny...this reminded me of the scene in Chevy Chase's Christmas
Vacation.....SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRREL!!

OK, my funny vacation story. I have many..if you knew my family, you'd
understand. The setup...mom, dad, me and my sister...camping somewhere in
NC..the year....(why do I sound like Sophia from Golden Girls?)...1985 maybe..I
was 16, my sister was 8. Also, the campsite we had was next to an older
couple..who, despite their niceness,  were pains in the ass. The woman was
constantly over to our site, yapping about stuff, I think she may have been a
bit senile :(

One afternoon, we were preparing our dinner for that evening....bad weather was
on approach...and we were under a tornado watch. We tried to keep it from my
sister, because she was terrified of storms but she overheard. She was so
paranoid, asking every moment "Do you think we'll have a tornado?" "Are we
going to die?"

 My sister was asked to go rinse the eating utensils...as she was finishing up
and heading out of the camper, my dad noticed our campsite neighbor woman
heading over our way...and he said, too loud and too intense "Oh boy..here she
comes"....Well, my sister heard this and through the utensils up in the air 
and starts running to the closest shelter...the bathrooms.....she was a
blur....and at the moment we didn't realize why...until it dawned on us..that
when my dad says "...her she comes..", my sister thought he meant the storm!!!
LMAO....we still tease her about that!!!!