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>From: xgrigoryrasputin

>ummmmmm ....i dont think so lol....which brings another story....im just full
>of them and if you get bored let me know and ill stop lol.....my hubby and
>some
>friends of his wanted to go mushroom hunting...its a big thing back here in
>the
>spring....(they sell for about 15 bucks a pound)...anyway they decided they
>were going to go to tennessee to do it...i guess folks down there dont hunt
>much...mushrooms that is...they got down there and set up camp....went
>hunting
>and came back with a shitpot full of rooms....they started cooking them and
>along came a park ranger....he stopped to talk and told them that whatever
>they
>were cooking really smelled good....they told him they were frying mushrooms
>and he said MUSHROOMS?????....they said yeah...he said where did you get
>them...they told him they had found them in the woods....he said youre
>kidding
>and laughed...they said no why...he said well folks around here dont hunt
>mushrooms because of the rattle snakes...hahahahaha...they hadnt even thought
>of that...we dont have them here lol.....
>

Whew!  They were lucky they didn't come across one!  My husband is a big burly
construction worker.  He was in a ditch a few years ago and he felt something
tapping the toe of his boot.  He looks down and realizes it's a baby rattler. 
The guys told me he screamed like a girl and jumped about 15 feet straight up
in the air with arms flailing and legs kicking!  LMAO!  

Another snake story...went camping a few years ago with a couple of families. 
One of the other moms is terrified of snakes.  Petrified.  We were walking
along the dry creek bed and she steps on a log...it shifts and all of a sudden
there is this mass exodus of baby snakes fleeing from her feet.  She starts
screaming bloody murder then freezes.  I am trying to coax her away from the
snakes..."come on, they are behind you, come toward me, you are safe, come on"
she just stood there staring at me.  Finally I had to actually go over and grab
her by the hand and lead her out.  She followed me for about 15 feet then
started screaming and running for camp.  By then all the men were running over 
wanting to know what I had done to her...lmao.  Little ol' me?  I saved her
from the snakes!!  later when we tried to talk to her about it, she had no
recollection of it at all, she was so terrified she simply did not remember. 
weird.