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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

These cracked me up, Russ. I had to send them to my Humane Society friends.




>From: conurebird1@aol.com  
>
>Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.
>
>Yelling at me for barking...I AM A DOG!!
>
>How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while
>you're gone.
>Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat spit?!!
>
>Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk
>is this anyway?
>
>Any trick that involves balancing anything on my nose...stop it.
>
>Yelling at me for peeing and rubbing my bum on your carpet. Why'd you buy
>carpet?
>
>Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
>haven't quite mastered that firm handshake thing yet.
>
>How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth -
>you're
>just jealous.
>
>Dog sweaters. Hello...have you noticed the fur?
>
>Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know
>why we chew your stuff up when you're not home
>
>When you pick up the poop in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule
>that puts me?
>
>Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak
>out
>every time we go back.
>
>And the #1 Pet Peeve from the dog's perspective..
>
>
>The slight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! 
>What a proud moment for the top of the food chain!