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My last rant today (promise)

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From: Conurebird1
Date: Thu, 08 May 2003 17:23
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This is great therapy.  Thats for starting this "ranting" board Raven

What is it with all the lawsuits nowadays?? Everybody seems to be sueing
everybody!. Because of this, it seems like many new laws are passed everyday to
protect the masses of average intelligence folks from --themselves-- because of
a few "Dumbos" !   I have an acquaintance (not friend) that has so many
lawsuits going he actually keeps them in a folder on his computer.  Get
this!---He sued Coca Cola a few years ago because he cut his finger on one of
those pop up tabs on the can.  And!---He got paid off!  He rode on some airline
a while ago and claimed that the seat they put him in was loose and damaged his
back!.  Got money!  His wife was shopping one day and some old lady hit her in
the back with a shopping cart.  Right!  Call lawyer!!   That one is still
pending.  These are true stories, by the way.  I can just picture her laying on
the floor of the store writhing in pain.  That happened about 6 months ago. 
She has been wearing a backbrace ever since with the name of a chiropractor on
the back of the brace.  Probably gets paid to advertise for him.  So don't be
too hard on yourself because of an occasional act of clumsiness or stupidity,
just sue somebody!  Sue everybody!!
If you are out at a restaurant and scold yourself with hot coffee that you
spilled in your lap, don't be embarrassed! , sue everybody!  Sue the
restaurant, sue the coffee manufacturer, sue the waitress or waiter, sue the
coffee machine maker, Sue everybody!  Someone is bound to give you some money!!
 If you trip on a sidewalk and fall, sue the city!  It is not your fault!!!
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