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>From: conurebird1

> His wife was shopping one day and some old lady hit her in
>the back with a shopping cart.  Right!  Call lawyer!!  

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Cripes russ....I should have sued that stupid broad 12 years ago then!  I was
enourmously pregnant with my second child, grocery shopping.  Some dumb witch
came barelling around the corner of the aisle and knocked my fat pregnant arse
right into the frozen foods holder.  Her even more stupid teenage sons stood
there pointing and laughing as I tried to crawl my round self back out and to a
standing position.  The witch?  She just kept on walking muttering something
about "all the white trash breeding"  WELL!  By then a store worker was rushing
to my side trying to make sure I was ok and NOT going to sue the store...lol. 
Why would I sue the store for allowing a-holes to shop there?  My then 2 year
old daughter who was riding in the cart was bawling her poor eyes out.  My
prize for being run over?  I got my basket full of groceries bagged and loaded
in my car....for free.  I went home called the doctor to let him know what
happened...he had me come in....he checked me out and saw I had a bruise on my
butt the size of a frozen turkey (no joke, really!  I bruised easy because of
my anemia)...without breaking a smile he says "well did you at least get the
number of the bus that ran you down?"  The baby was born a couple weeks
later...all fine, but now I wish I had chased that wench down and sued her
arse.

Another time I was run over....Now this one really chaps my hide.  I was in Las
Vegas with my husband.  We were in a casino just sort of standing around taking
in the sights when all of a sudden some big monster of a man gave me a whack in
the middle of my back and shoved me out of the way.  WTH? I am saying as I look
back and see some troll of a man in a wheelchair being pushed through where I
had been standing.  Hmm....Gold wheelchair....how strange.  Oh well since he
was "disabled" I decided not to yell and have a fit over being shoved around by
a  man big enough to kick my husband's ass.  6 months later I am watching a TV
program....the subject is Larry Flynt....yeah mr. money bags porn peddler. 
They are talking about his gambling at a certain casino....yep that's right the
same casino I was run over in.  They show him in a ......GOLD WHEELCHAIR!  My
husband and I look at each other and I say "Dammit, If  I had known that was
Larry Flynt I would have fallen on my ass and cried for 30 minutes!!!!!!"  The
only time in my life I really wish I had sued........I would be living the high
life now!