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>My MIL is a Monster and other stories.... 

ok have another story....my mil is a born again christian...there is nothing
wrong with that...dont get me wrong...BUT...if you profess to be a christian
then you need to act like one...right?...well this woman was so embarassing in
church that i quit going with her....she was never one to talk in a muted voice
and she would talk about everyone in the church and do fashion statements as
they arrived...oh my look what they are wearing...i think i could have found
something better than that...just a few of the things she pulled....and all
loud enough that these people could hear her....well anyway...she and my fil
celebrated their 50th anniversary and not long afterward he passed away...a
couple of years later she married a man she met at church...now this woman was
(at the time) in her middle to late 70's and the man she married is past
80....he walked bent over and looking at the ground and his poor legs are so
misshapen that its hard for him to walk...she accuses him of looking for young
women and going out on her...now i dont know about you but if were young and
looking for a man it wouldnt be an over 80 man who could barely walk....because
of this obsession of hers about him and other women....he was not allowed to
watch certain news programs because there was a lady newscaster and thats the
only reason he watched it...(this is her speaking now lol)...her oldest
daughter came up from memphis one weekend and knew they were having problems so
she took chet out to lunch to talk to him about it....they were gone a little
longer than my mil thought they should be and when they arrived back she
accused them of having an affair...now this is her own daughter....she came to
our house one evening during the winter olympics one year and we were watching
the ice skating as we always do....as soon as she sat down and saw what we were
watching she jumped back up and said if we didnt turn the tv to another channel
she was leaving because it was sinful for those girls to wear those short
costumes....well needless to say we didnt change it and she left
hahahahahaha....she used to babysit for my grandson when he was small and she
lived next to a woman whom she called the 'old bag'...thats all aaron ever
heard her called...so one day this lady was out in her garden working and aaron
spoke up and said grandma theres the old bag hahahaha....well the woman
approached her and told her that if being a christian meant being like my mil
she would never be a christian lol....ok this novella is done...lol...until the
next time...after 39 yrs of marriage i have a bushel of stories
hehehehehe......*betts