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Article #969Over 35? You should be dead!!
From: Conurebird1
Date: Thu, 08 May 2003 16:23
Date: Thu, 08 May 2003 16:23
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> People over 35 should be dead: > > According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, > those of us who were > kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the > early 70's probably shouldn't have survived. > > Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored > lead-based paint. We > had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or > cabinets, and when we > rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention > the risks we took hitchhiking). > > As children, we would ride in cars with no seat > belts or air bags. > Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day > was always a special treat. > > We drank water from the garden hose and not from > a bottle. Horrors! We > ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop > with sugar in it, but we were never overweight > because we were always outside playing. We shared > one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, > and no one actually died from this. > > We would spend hours building our go-carts out > of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find > out we forgot the brakes. After running into the > bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem. > > We would leave home in the morning and play all > day, as long as we were back when the street lights > came on. No one was able to reach us all > day. No cell phones. Unthinkable! > > We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, > X-Boxes, no video games at > all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, > surround sound, personal > cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat > rooms. We had friends! We went outside and found > them. > > We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball > would really hurt. We > fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and > teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these > accidents. They were accidents no one was to blame > but us. Remember accidents? > > We had fights and punched each other and got > black and blue and learned to get over it. We made > up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, > and although we were told it would happen, we did > not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live > inside us forever. > > > We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and > knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked > in and talked to them. Little League had tryouts and > not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to > learn to dealwith disappointment. > > Some students weren't as smart as others, so > they failed a grade and > were held back to repeat the same grade. Horrors! > Tests were not adjusted > for any reason. Our actions were our own. > Consequences were expected. The idea of a parent > bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of > they actually sided with the law. Imagine that! > > This generation has produced some of the best > risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. > The past 50 years have been an explosion of > innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, > success and responsibility, and we learned how to > deal with it all. And you're one of them (or almost)! > Congratulations. > > Please pass this on to others who have had the > luck to grow up as kids, before lawyers and > government regulated our lives, for our own good. > Kind of makes you want to run through the house with > scissors? > > >
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