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In article <51fjto$81h@tofu.alt.net> Brad@Connet80.com (Brad Dorsey) writes:
>From: Brad@Connet80.com (Brad Dorsey)
>Subject: Re: Make $50,000 for under $7.00
>Date: Sun, 15 Sep 1996 00:54:36 GMT

>Apollo Lasky <rikkitikkitakitikki@juno.com> wrote:

>>Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take two
>>minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make some
>>serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,  ready to do
>>almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those bill
>>collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass of your
>>favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to this interesting,
>>exciting find!
>>   Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right!. I
>>found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemes
>>like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing
>>scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever. I have tried
>>every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12 years. I
>>somehow got on mailing lists for people looking to make money (more
>>like 'desperate stupid people who will try anything for money!').
>>Well,  when I was a teenager,  these claims to 'get me rich quick'
>>sounded irresistible! I would shell out $14.95 here, $29.95 there,
>>$24.95 here, and another $49.95 there.  I had maxed out my new Circuit
>>City Card AND my Visa...I was desperate for money!!  So, I gave them
>>all a chance but failed at every one of them! Maybe they worked for
>>some people, but not for me.  Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL
>>in the trash when I got the mail.  I recognized it right away.  I can
>>smell a money scam from a mile away these days,  SO I THOUGHT....
>>I thought I could sniff out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!  ....I LOVE
>>THE INTERNET!!!

>>   I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to
>>GET CASH FAST!!  I thought..."Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll just
>>have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet." The
>>article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE PEOPLE
>>AND MAKE $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well, the more I thought
>>about it, the more I became very curious. Why? Because of the way it
>>worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE
>>STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!!

>>   Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach, but
>>it was possible.  I knew that I could at least get a return of $1,000
>>or so.  So I did it!! As per the instructions in the article, I mailed
>>out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a single dollar bill to each
>>of the five people on the list that was contained in the article.  I
>>included a small note, with the dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To
>>Your List."  I then removed the first position name of the five names
>>listed and moved everyone up one position, and I put my name in
>>position five of the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!
>>I then took this revised article now with my name on the list and
>>REPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD
>>MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW (200 minimum.)  I then waited to watch the 
>>money
>>come in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or 
>>so....
>>But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!!  I
>>knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from people
>>all over the world-Most from the U.S., but some from Canada, even some
>>from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!  So how much did I
>>get in total return?  $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I received a total of
>>$23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!

>>   I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due to
>>this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! So
>>maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but  IT
>>COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You must follow through
>>and repost this article everywhere you can think of!  The more
>>postings you achieve will determine how much cash will arrive in your
>>very own mailbox!!  It's just too easy to pass up!!!

>>   Let's review the reasons why you should do this:  The only cost
>>factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one dollar
>>bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail (US Postal
>>Service Mail).  Then just simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME
>>ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you can.  Then sit back
>>and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run if you like! :o  ) down
>>your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up your rewards!!  We all have
>>five dollars to put into such an easy effortless investment with
>>SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5
>>weeks!  So HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY,EAT AT HOME
>>TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE  DOLLARS IN
>>THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!!

>>   So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully provided
>>the mostdetailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to easily
>>get this underway and get your cash on its way. SO, ARE YOU READY TO
>>MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!!

>>*** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***

>>OK,  Read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information, if you
>>like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.

>>INSTRUCTIONS:

>>1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:
>>"Please add my name to your list".  This creates a service out of this
>>money making system and thus making it completely legal. You are not
>>just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar
>>for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you include your name and
>>address.  I assure you that,  again,  this is completely legal!  For a
>>neat little twist, also write what slot their name was in: "You were
>>in slot 3",  Just to add a little fun!  This is all about having fun
>>and making money at the same time!

>>2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks or
>>money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way to
>>the five people listed.  The folding of the paper around the bill will
>>insure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!

>>3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO
>>YOUR MAILBOX.   Look at the list of five people;  remove the first
>>name from position one and move everyone on the list up slot one on
>>the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the position 1 slot ,
>>position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will be be 3, 5 wil be 4.
>>Now put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5, the
>>bottom position on the list.

>>4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
>>bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible.  Give a
>>catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as:
>>"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF
>>YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more money you will
>>make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will make
>>too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING
>>FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap
>>the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads
>>you'll post, such as 200 postings or more! 

>>5.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE
>>CASH IS ON THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money start to
>>trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORM
>>WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of the
>>mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you
>>realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!

>>6.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
>>special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life (or
>>the one you want in your life)  a gift they'll never forget.  ENJOY
>>LIFE!

>>7.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate
>>this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you originally
>>posted and possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever lose
>>this file, always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need
>>cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND
>>TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!


>>THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST
>>******************************************************************
>>*     HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
>>*
>>*
>>*  
>>*  
>>*  1. Kevin Warkentin
>>*     1709 Ulex
>>*     McAllen, TX 78504
>>*
>>*  2. Scott Aikin
>>*     10790 San Jacinto
>>*     Morongo Valley, CA 92256
>>*
>>*  3. John Madsen
>>*     5575 Sinclair St
>>*     West Linn, OR 97068
>>*
>>*  4. Brad Dorsey
>>*     5925 NE 23rd Ave.
>>*     Portland, OR 97211
>>*
>>*  5. Apollo Lasky
>>*     27w 110 80th ST.
>>*     Naperville, IL 60565
>>*
>>***********************************************************************This
>>works, I did it and have already received $682.00 in the past
>>week.
>>************************************************************************