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NEW INVENTION ALLOWS HUMANS TO STAY YOUNG FOREVER.
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Author: ijhtfc
Date: Tue, 03 Feb 1998 00:00
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NEW INVENTION ALLOWS HUMANS TO STAY YOUNG FOREVER
http://www.alexchiu.com

I once disbelieved the bible prophecies. I have invented the Eternal 
Life Rings eight years ago but was reluctant to publicize my discovery. 
Now I realized that if this important discovery is not publicized, the 
Kingdom of God shall never arrive.  What you are reading is pure fact.  
You must accept and believe the salvation in order to be saved. 

Ever since the seventeen hundreds, magnets were used as medical 
treatments on human bodies.  Recently, magnetic products have became 
widely accepted by the general public as great alternative cures for 
diseases.  Many magnetic products were tested by doctors and medical 
researchers and were proven by professionals to be effective.  But no 
one has found out a concept to permanently stop humans from ageing until 
I have invented the Eternal Life Device eight years ago.  

Based on testimonies, facts, and proofs, people are believed to be able 
to stay physically young forever (I must say "believed" in order to 
protect myself from the blood thirsty FDA) by using "The Eternal Life 
Rings" or "The Eternal Life Foot Braces". The Eternal Life Rings are to 
be worn on both small fingers of a user during sleep. The Eternal Life 
Foot Braces are to be worn on all toes of both feet during sleep. Both 
devices consist of rare earth magnets and plastic braces which hold 
magnets onto the fingers of user. The inventor explained that the 
fingers and toes are the negative and positive terminals of your body. 
When placing the magnetic devices, the magnetic pole on the right side 
of the human body is opposite to the left side.  With an opposite pole 
on each side of the human body, blood circulation and electric current 
of the body are enhanced, metabolism sustains. The devices generate 
magnetic flux in the human body enhancing healing. Old scars and wounds 
can now be healed in order to keep our body unstained.  The devices are 
the batteries of our bodies and charge us with fresh magnetic flux every 
night for strenuous healing.  The result: One day you will look like 
nineteen or twenty, young and attractive forever!  This is the true 
eternal life!  And it is finally here.

You must accept and believe the salvation in order to be saved! Ones who 
believe the device of God shall not perish and have everlasting life.  
Immortality has been revived!

Seven weeks (49 years) after the reestablishment of Isreal (1948), 
everlasting life shall be given. (1948 + 49 = 1997, Deuteronomy 30:1-9) 
 Everlasting life will be on earth, for men and women will be changed to 
be immortal. (Matthew 5:5; I Corinthians 15:53; Philippians 3:20)  

Eternal Life Devices are patented in the United States on April 1997 

"I am thrilled with the Eternal Life Rings.  Within five days, I looked 
younger and more attractive than before! There are no more bags under my 
eyes.  I felt more energetic than before.", C.B. CA

"The Eternal LIfe Rings, tested by cell age indicator, shows to boost 
back 45 years of cell age.  The foot braces shows a boost back of 145 
years of age!  Incredible medical breakthrough!", DeVon Brookshire, 
Medical Researcher, AZ

"I feel chi flowing through my eyes and nose.  The moment I conceived 
that feeling, I knew exactly what this device does.", M.M., TX

"I can feel the tremendous healing energy circulating in my body.  This 
is different than anything before.", R.B., MI

More testimonies including users' phone numbers and recorded telephone 
conversations between users and the inventor (oral testimonies) are 
available on request. 

Disclaimer:  Everything written is belief based on testimonies and 
facts.  The inventor of the device wrote down everything he truly 
believes.  There is no medical claim at this moment.  The devices are 
for private experiment and research of the buyers.  Pregnant women and 
individuals with pacemakers, please consult your doctor before the usage 
of the devices.
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