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Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few years (Was Re: Dana Plato had too many beers (Was Re: Michae...

#32
From: Alexander Feygin
Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1992 20:16
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petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
} cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
} >jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
} >>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
} >>>} mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >>>} :)jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
} >>>} :)>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
} >>>} :)>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
} >>>} :)>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent)
} writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Linksvayer)
} writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
} >>>} :)>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
} >>>} :)>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
} >>>} :)>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
} >>>} :)>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
} >>>} :)>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
} >>>} :)>>You MUST be insane!
} >>>} :)>Why? She's not a good dame?
} >>>} :)I understand HE is no longer the same!
} >>>} Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
} >>>such actions can also kill and maim
} >>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
} >He aspires to fortune and fame.
} I tried to swallow when he came.
For this you should change your name.

-- 
  Alexander Feygin      "This species has amused itself to death"
 a-feygin@uiuc.edu                -- Roger Waters

   The opinions expressed above are those of the author and not CCSO
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From: feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
Subject: Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few years (Was Re: Dana Plato had too many beers (Was Re: Michael Jackson decided to shift gears (Was Re: Alfred E. Newman has big ears ( Was Re: David Ogden Steirs (was:Re: hate my peers (Re: Go
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Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
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Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 20:16:07 GMT
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