🚀 go-pugleaf

simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
} aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
} >v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} >>In article <Bvx9Ko.K58@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes...
} >>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} >>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
} >>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
} >>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
} >>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) wri
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) wri
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent)
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) w
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Linksva
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest 
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
} >>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
} >>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
} >>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
} >>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
} >>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
} >>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
} >>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
} >>>>>I hate it when they complain!
} >>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
} >>>With her blood running down the drain.
} >>And her spine oozing her brain.
} >giant cows fart out methane
} Has anyone seen that train??
I hit you with my cane

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  Alexander Feygin      "This species has amused itself to death"
 a-feygin@uiuc.edu                -- Roger Waters

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