🚀 go-pugleaf

espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
} simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
} >ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
} >>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
} >>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
} >>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
} >>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} >>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
} >>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
} >>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) 
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) 
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) 
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's 
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
} >>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
} >>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
} >>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
} >>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
} >>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
} >>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
} >>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
} >>>>I hit you with my cane
} >>>dragons, he has slain
} >>>and lions with a mane
} >>Light a match to some butane
} >Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
} Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
Isnt that a shame?

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  Alexander Feygin      "This species has amused itself to death"
 a-feygin@uiuc.edu                -- Roger Waters

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