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Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few

#60
From: dan
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 01:27
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feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>} In article <Bw0oI6.9vD@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Fey
>} >espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>} >} simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>} >} >ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>} >} >>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>} >} >>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >} >>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>} >} >>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) wr
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) 
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) 
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writ
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Re
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain W
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Link
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) wr
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) w
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-B
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander 
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) w
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own 
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own bl
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good 
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last c
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy frien
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sa
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go ins
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
>} >} >>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
>} >} >>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
>} >} >>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
>} >} >>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
>} >} >>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
>} >} >>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
>} >} >>>>I hit you with my cane
>} >} >>>dragons, he has slain
>} >} >>>and lions with a mane
>} >} >>Light a match to some butane
>} >} >Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
>} >} Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
>} >Isnt that a shame?
>} Here's a very bad rhyme!
>This is a terrible crime!
This cascade will stop on a dime.


					Dan 

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From: simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan)
Subject: Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few
Message-ID: <Bw1DEJ.32p@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>
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Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
References: <1992Oct9.064446.16547@news.acns.nwu.edu> <1992Oct10.101657.11755@umbc3.umbc.edu> <Bvwqyo.5My@acsu.buffalo.edu> <Bw0oI6.9vD@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw0tnA.K2K@acsu.buffalo.edu> <Bw19E2.E4p@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>
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