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From: Chuck Carroll
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:59
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ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>} >>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
>>} >>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) 
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) 
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) 
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's 
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
>>} >>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
>>} >>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
>>} >>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
>>} >>>>>>>Isnt that a shame?
>>} >>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
>>} >>>>>This is a terrible crime!
>>} >>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
>>} >>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
>>} >>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
>>} >thats it...im drawing a line
>>} What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime?
>>im means im--im talking like a mime
>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime
Olympus Mons we could climb.

-- 
Chuck Carroll					      cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
"Counselor Troi, do you sense anything from this 'Stimpy?'"
"I sense extreme stupidity...wait, there's something else...
I feel...Happy Happy Happy, Joy Joy Joy!"
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From: cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll)
Subject: We could go to Mars (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few)
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