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From: Chuck Carroll
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:59
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:59
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ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>} a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>} >mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>} >>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >>} >>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>} >>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes... >>} >>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes... >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes... >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane... >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')! >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane! >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame? >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same! >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain! >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train?? >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane >>} >>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain >>} >>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane >>} >>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane >>} >>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane. >>} >>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same. >>} >>>>>>>Isnt that a shame? >>} >>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme! >>} >>>>>This is a terrible crime! >>} >>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!" he chimed. >>} >>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time >>} >>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine. >>} >thats it...im drawing a line >>} What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime? >>im means im--im talking like a mime >that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime Olympus Mons we could climb. -- Chuck Carroll cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu "Counselor Troi, do you sense anything from this 'Stimpy?'" "I sense extreme stupidity...wait, there's something else... I feel...Happy Happy Happy, Joy Joy Joy!"
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Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade,sci.lang Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!pmafire!news.dell.com!swrinde!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!sdd.hp.com!ux1.cso.uiuc.edu!news.cso.uiuc.edu!uxa.cso.uiuc.edu!cec35848 From: cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) Subject: We could go to Mars (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few) References: <Bw1KyI.2o9@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw1qC9.4L4@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw1rC3.CJr@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw1s4A.57q@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw206q.Dxu@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw27t2.9w8@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> Message-ID: <Bw2nAJ.48w@news.cso.uiuc.edu> Sender: usenet@news.cso.uiuc.edu (Net Noise owner) Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:59:00 GMT Keywords: cascade in subject line Lines: 113