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Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Y...

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From: Josef Richter
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 19:04
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In article <Bw4H55.Iw3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) 
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) 
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) 
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's 
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame?
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime!
>>} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
>>} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
>>} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
>>} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line
>>} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime?
>>} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime
>>} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime
>>} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time.
>>} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9.
>>} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime!
>>} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain.
>>Four hits and you'll see--the light.  You are vain.
>Obits for your brother.  He--is dead.  You are Cain.
Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain.
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From: richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter)
Subject: Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few)
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