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Article #84Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Y...
From: Josef Richter
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 19:04
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 19:04
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In article <Bw4H55.Iw3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes... >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes... >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes... >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes: >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane... >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')! >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane! >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame? >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same! >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain! >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train?? >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same. >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame? >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme! >>} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime! >>} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!" he chimed. >>} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time >>} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine. >>} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line >>} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime? >>} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime >>} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime >>} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time. >>} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9. >>} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime! >>} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain. >>Four hits and you'll see--the light. You are vain. >Obits for your brother. He--is dead. You are Cain. Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain.
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Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade,alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die,alt.lwaxana-troi.die.die.die,alt.fan.dan-simms,alt.sex.carebears Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!think.com!rpi!usenet.coe.montana.edu!news.u.washington.edu!hardy.u.washington.edu!richter From: richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) Subject: Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few) Message-ID: <1992Oct14.190411.8986@u.washington.edu> Keywords: cascade in subject line Sender: news@u.washington.edu (USENET News System) Organization: University of Washington, Seattle References: <Bw3n9K.KE0@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw4Dx5.4yI@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw4H55.Iw3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 19:04:11 GMT Lines: 127