Shawn McDowell

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From: shawn mcdowell
Date: Mon, 15 Dec 1997 00:00

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Glen, there is an erroneous calculation in your wonderful theorem.  While
beautifully stated, you have made a terrible error in your almost 
complete proof.  Unfortunately, where you said that our kids won't get
them, and maybe not even their kids...ect, ect...  You made a false  
assumption that we would ever have time for kids!  What with recurrance
relations, imperfect algorithms, 20 types of search trees, artificial
intelligence, calculus, and O-chem to do, how can we ever be expected
to find the time to be with a woman?  All of these exciting things make
me shudder when simply thinking about leaving them (even for just a short
amount of time) ... especially just for a woman.  Sheesh...  So as you can
see, I have proven your theory false, and therefor my theory is vacuously
true.  We will NEVER get the grades back.  Period.  Thank you CS201, you have
made my life the hell I live in.  <BOW>

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Date: 1997/12/15
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