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Titanic Studios and Bull Street Inc. present THE BULL STREET JOURNAL, a
hysterical, unauthorized, full-length parody of The Wall Street Journal.

THE BULL STREET JOURNAL is not available in stores. It is only for sale --
for $7.95 per copy (New York residents add 8.25 percent sales tax) -- by
one of the following methods:

over the internet at http://www.bullstreet.com;

by phone at 1-888-PARODY1 (727-6391);

or by mail at the following address:
The Bull Street Journal
266 West 11th Street #2RE
New York, NY 10014

Highlights of THE BULL STREET JOURNAL inlcude:
  Fed Chair Alan Greenspan places himself in suspended animation until the
U.S. economy calms down;  I figure about 20,000 years ought to do it. 
  Managers send their stock through the roof by firing every employee, and
then themselves.
  China s new stock market buys and sells shares in Chinese citizens.  And
Taiwanese, too but we do that without telling them. 
  All of the money in the United States announces its candidacy for
President in 2000.
  How the CIA introduced John Tesh into the ghettoes of America.
  The latest Beltway bombshell: everyone in Washington owns slaves!

THE BULL STREET JOURNAL premeired in the Microsoft/Michael Kinsley on-line
magazine "Slate" this past summer, receiving orders from all over the US,
and from as far away as Japan, Germany, and India.

Excerpts of THE BULL STREET JOURNAL are available at
http://www.bullstreet.com. Check us out and order today!

THE BULL STREET JOURNAL is not affiliated in any way with The Wall Street
Journal, Dow Jones/ITT or any of its companies.