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Article #9MORE MONEY...IT'S WORKING FOR ME!
From: Ryan Lynch
Date: Wed, 01 Apr 1998 00:00
Date: Wed, 01 Apr 1998 00:00
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Why slave over a desk all day when you can play! Make money and pay all thoes bills from home! If you have a dream, this may be the opportunity for you! Greetings! My name is Ryan Lynch, hopefully my name is still on the list below. If you are interested in making a mark for yourself, not for the corporation, please read on. I am about to inform you of an opportunity that I read over and trashed many times. **************************** OUTLINE ************************** 1st: THE EXPERIENCE OF A LAWYER - The testimonial that made me give it a go. 2nd: THE PROGRAM and THE LIST - Follow it promptly and exactly and you too will be as delighted as I am. 3rd: THIS IS A SERVICE AND 100% LEGAL - Resources you can check. 4th: THE MATH - A simple projection of earnings. 5th: TIPS and TIDBITS - Just some notes I've gathered. 6th: INTERNET POSTING - Some specifics for posting this letter. 7th: OTHER TESTIMONIALS - Other testimonials for your curiosity. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE EXPERIENCE OF A LAWYER: I am a retired attorney and about two years ago a man came to me with a letter. The letter he brought me is the same as the letter in front of you now. He asked me to verify the fact that this letter was legal. I told him that I would review it and get back to him. When I first read the letter I thought it was some off-the-wall idea to make money. A week later I met again with my client to discuss the issue. I told him that the letter originally brought to me was not 100%legal. My client asked me to alter the letter to make it 100% legal. I advised him to make a small change in the letter and it would be alright. I was curious about the letter so he told me how it works. I thought it was a long shot, so I decided against participating. Before my client left, I asked him to keep me updated as to his results. I couldn't believe it, about two months later he called to tell me that he had received over $800,000 in cash! I didn't believe him so he asked me to try the plan myself. I thought about it for a few days and decided there was not much to lose. I followed the instructions exactly and mailed out 200 letters (via snail mail of all things!). Sure enough the money started coming in! It came slowly at first but after three weeks I was getting more than I could open in a day. After about three months the money stopped coming. I kept a precise record of my earnings and at the end it totaled $868,439.00. I was earning a good living as a lawyer, but as anyone in the profession will tell you, there is a lot of stress that comes with the job. I told myself if things worked out I would retire from practice and play golf. I decided to try the letter again but this time I sent 500 letters out. Well, three months later I had totaled $2,344,178.00!I just couldn't believe it. I met my old client for lunch to find out exactly how this works. He told me that there were a few similar letters going around and what made this one different is that there are seven names on the letter not five like most others. That fact alone resulted in more returns. The other factor was the advice I gave him in making sure the whole thing was perfectly legal, since no one wants to risk doing anything illegal. I bet now you are curious what little changes I told him to make. Well, if you send a letter like this one out, to be legal, you must sell something if you expect to receive a dollar. I told him that anyone sending a dollar out must receive something in return. What we did to make it legal was make it work out so people sending you $1 we're actually asking you to put them on your mailing list. So when you send a dollar to each one of the seven names on the list, you must include a slip of paper saying "please put me on your mailing list, $1 processing fee enclosed" and include your name, address (your phone number is optional). (I actually like an occasional e-mail address too - it's exciting to chat with other people who are making such simple money! But of course, that's up to you!) This is the key to the program! The item that you will receive for the dollar you send is the letter, your name on the "mailing list" and the right to earn thousands! Follow the simple instructions below and in less than three months you will receive over $800,000.00 GUARANTEED. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE PROGRAM: A) Immediately send one dollar (US Currency or equivalent in your local Currency)to each of the seven people listed below. Wrap the dollar in a piece of paper saying "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST, $1.00 PROCESSING FEE ENCLOSED." and include your name and mailing address. Your phone number and/or e-mail address is optional. (I also like to add what number the person is on the list so they can figure out how much more they can expect to receive) B) Take the person in the #1 position off the list, bump the rest of the names up a position, and then add your name and address to slot #7. (Be sure to proofread so no one else gets your mail!) C) Post this new letter, with your name and address and post it to at least 200 newsgroups (there are currently over 22,000 newsgroups with thousands of new subscribers every day - no need to worry about overlapping with someone else) Of course, another option would be to rent names and addresses from a list company, but in my honest opinion, posting to newsgroups reaches more people, is faster, and saves you money that you would have to otherwise spend on bulk postage! (both ways are 100% legal) D) Sit back and wait for the envelopes to roll in. **************************IMPORTANT**************************** You must send one dollar to the people listed or this program will NOT work properly. It's a very small risk, a very small expense, with HUGE potential returns! *************************************************************** THE LIST: 1. J. KAYE, 605 SHEPPARD AVE. EAST, NORTH YORK, ONT., CANADA, M2K 1B5 2. DENNIS MICHAEL, P.O. BOX 358, TEMPE, AZ 85280 3. Bill Hennessy, P.O. Box 1856, South Zanesville, OH 43702-1856 4. Joseph Aya, P.O. Box 46002, Pointe Claire, Que., Canada, H9R-5R4 5. Robert Beaulieu Jr., 1725 Kamler Ave., Orlando, Fl. 32817 6. Craig Murray, 11850 University Blvd. mailbox#353, Orlando, FL 32817 7. Ryan Lynch, 1808 Stanford Ave., Redondo Beach, CA 90278 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THIS IS A SERVICE AND IS 100% LEGAL Refer to title 18, section 1302 &1342 of the U.S. Postal and Lottery Laws or call the U.S. Post Office at 1-800-725-2161. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MATH Assume for example you get a 7.5% return rate, which is very conservative. (The Lawyer's first attempt was over 9.5% and his second was over 11%.) 1) When you post 200 letters 15 people will send you $1.00 2) Those 15 people post 200 letters and 225 people send you $1.00 3) Those 225 people post 200 letters and 3,375 people send you $1.00 4) Those 3,375 people post 200 letters and 50,625 people send you $1.00 5) Those 50,625 people post 200 letters and 759,375 people send you $1.00 6) Those 759,375 people post 200 letters and 11,390,625 people send you $1.00 At this point your name drops off the list. Think about it. With only the first six levels you have received over $813,615.00! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TIPS and TIDBITS It works every time, but how well depends on how many letters you post. In the example above you posted 200 letters, if you posted 500 letters you would have received over $2,006,917.00. Check the math yourself, I want you to, but I guarantee it's correct! With this kind of return, you've got to try it. Try it once and you will do it again, GUARANTEED! So, are you still skeptical? If you are, at least do yourself a favor and print or save a copy of this letter right now and think about it. That way, when you realize that's there's no way that you can get scammed from this, you can just go back to it, add your address, send your $1 to the 7 people listed, post your letter to some newsgroups, and then wait for the dirty looks from the postal worker when he/she has to stuff your mailbox full of envelopes day after day! **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200** That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O. Box due to the large amount of mail you receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.** Make sure that you retain EVERY name and address sent to you, either on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes that people send to you. This is PROOF that you are truly providing a service, and should the IRS or some other government agency question you, you can provide them with this proof. Therefore, you will start a list of all the people who send you a dollar requesting to be added to a mailing list. Actually, you will want to safeguard this list because it can generate even better responses and much more money later! So, build your mailing list, keep good accounts, declare the income and pay your taxes. By doing this you prove your business intentions. Keep an eye on the newsgroups and when the cash has stopped coming (that means your name is no longer on the list), you just take the latest posting at the newsgroups, send another $7.00 P.S. You've read this far so let me ask you a question. Q. What have you got to lose? A. Only 7 dollars. What you can gain is an income, like the example in the letter. Very small risk. Very small expense, HUGE potential returns! What do you have to lose? WISHING YOU A HAPPY SUCCESS AND HAVE A GREAT 1998 $$$$$$$$$$ PPS We have a very high return at this point! ! ! Thank you for you time, Ryan Lynch ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ INTERNET POSTING To post this out over the internet you could browse through areas and find the newsgroups that you like, all you have to do is cut and paste this letter wherever you are on the internet. Remember it doesn't cost anything to post on the Internet. Send out a lot, it's inexpensive. ***Keep in mind there is no limit to the amount of letters you could post. The more letters you post the more money you make. We strongly encourage you to post to as many newsgroups as you can. *** GENERAL NOTES ON POSTING: A nice page where you'll find all the newsgroups if you want help is http://www.liszt.com/ (When you go to the home page, click on the link 'Newsgroup Directory'). But I don't think you'll have any problem posting because it's very easy once you've found the newsgroups. All these web browsers are similar. It doesn't matter which one you have. (But it makes it very easy if you have Netscape Navigator 3.0 or later. You may download it from the Internet if you don't have it.) You just have to remember the basic steps, stated below. BASIC STEPS FOR POSTING: 1. Find a newsgroup and you click on it. 2. You click on 'POST A NEW ARTICLE' or 'TO NEWS' or anything else similar to these. 3. You type your flashy headline in the subject box. 4. Now, either you attach the file containing your amended letter, or you PASTE the letter. (You have to COPY it from the text editor, of course, from before.) 5. Finally, you click on 'SEND' or 'POST' or 'OK', whatever is there. HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS FAST WITH YOUR WEB BROWSER: The fastest way to post a newsletter: Highlight and COPY (Ctrl-C) the text of this posted message and PASTE (Ctrl-V) it into a plain text editor (as Wordpad) and save it. After you have made the necessary changes that are stated above, simply COPY (Ctrl-C) and PASTE (Ctrl-V) the text into the message composition window, after selecting a newsgroup, and post it! (Or you can attach the file, without writing anything to the message window.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you have Netscape Navigator 3.0 do the following: 1. Click on any newsgroup like normal, then click on 'TO NEWS'. This will bring up a box to type a message in. 2. Leave the newsgroup box like it is, change the subject box to something flashy, something to catch the eye, as "$$$ NEED CASH$$$?!!READ HERE!$!$!$" or "$$$!!!MAKE FAST CASH, YOU CAN'T LOSE!!!$$$". Or you can use my subject title. 3. Now click on 'ATTACHMENTS'. Then click on 'ATTACH FILE'. Find your file on your Hard Disk (the one you saved from the text editor). Once you find it, click on it and then click 'OPEN' and 'OK'. You should now see your file name in the attachments box. 4. Now click on 'SEND'/'POST'. You see? Now you just have 199 to go!!! (You can post to multiple newsgroups with a single posting, however, use netiquette and only post to 10-20 at a time...no one wants to scroll through a long list of additional newsgroups before they can read your message!)(Don't worry, it's easy and quick once you get used to it.) NOTE: All the versions of Netscape Navigator's are similar to each other, so you'll have no problem doing this if you don't have Netscape Navigator 3.0. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ (FOR A QUICK TIP)! Netscape Navigator 3.x and above) You can post this message to many newsgroups at a time, by simply selecting a newsgroup near the top of the screen, hold down the SHIFT, and then select a newsgroup near the bottom of the screen. All of the newsgroups in/between will be selected. After that, you follow/do the basic steps, stated below in this letter, except step #1. You can go to the page stated below in this letter and click on a newsgroup to open up the newsgroups window. Once you've done this, in the same window go to 'OPTIONS', and then mark 'SHOW ALL NEWSGROUPS' and 'SHOW ALL MESSAGES'. Now you can see all the newsgroups and you can apply easier the above tip. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you have MS Internet Explorer do the following: 1. Go to the newsgroups and press 'POST AN ARTICLE'. To the new window type your headline in the subject area and then click in the large window below. There either PASTE your letter (which it's been copied from the text editor), or attach the file which contains it. 2. Then click on 'SEND' or 'OK'. NOTE: All versions of MS Internet Explorer are similar to each other, so you won't have any problem doing this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OTHER TESTIMONIALS -------------------------------------------------------------- This example is for a 6 part letter......ours is a 7 part! -------------------------------------------------------------- On Thursday night I came across this posting to one of the newsgroups. After reading it all I decided to give it a go and see what occurs. Good Luck ******************************************************* ARE YOU READY TO GET $50,000 IN 5 WEEKS WITH ONLY 8 BUCKS !!!?? ******************************************************* I found this posted in another group and thought I'd try it just for a laugh. Guess what? I'm laughing the whole way to the bank. Following is that original post. Take a minute to read it. I'm telling you--I'm a skeptic but even a skeptic likes to make money. ******************************************************* Awhile back, I was browsing these newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00 plus stamps! So I thought, "Yeah, right, this must be a scam!" But like most of us I was curious and kept reading. It said that if you send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and addresses listed in the article, you could make thousands in a very short period of time. You then place your own name and address at the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. (There are about 22,000 of them out there and that's quite a large market pool). No catch, that was it. Even though the investment was a measly $6, I had three questions that needed to be answered before I could get involved in this sort of thing. 1. IS THIS REALLY LEGAL?? I called a lawyer first. The lawyer was a little skeptical that I would actually make any money but he said it WAS LEGAL if I wanted to try it. I told him it sounded a lot like a chain letter but the details of the system (SEE BELOW) actually made it a legitimate legal business. 2. IS OK WITH THE POST OFFICE OR IS IT MAIL FRAUD?....I called them: 1-800-725-2161 and they confirmed THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! (See Title 18,h sections 1302 NS 1341 of Postal Lottery Laws). This clarifies the program of collecting names and addresses for a mailing list. 3. IS IT MORAL? Well, everyone who sends me a buck has a good chance of getting A LOT of money ... a much better chance than buying a lottery ticket!!! So, having these questions answered, I invested EXACTLY $7.92 ... six $1.00 bills and six 32 cent postage stamps ... and boy am I glad I did!!! Within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon and didn't give it another thought. But the money continued coming in. In my first week I made between $20 to $30. By the end of the second week I had a made a total of $1,000.00. In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it was still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's still coming in ..... It's certainly worth $6.00 and 6 stamps !!! So now I'm re-posting this so I can make even more money! The *ONLY* thing stopping *ANYONE* from filling up their own bank account is the lack of "Want To!" "Want To" is different from IQ. My brain tells me to try it. But am I so happy with my present income that I don't "Want To?" It took me all of 5 MINUTES to print this out, follow the directions, and begin posting to newsgroups. It took me a mere 45 minutes to post to over 200 newsgroups. And for this GRAND TOTAL investment of $7.92 (US) and under ONE HOUR of my time,I have reaped an incredible amount of money -- like nothing I've ever even heard of anywhere before ! -------------------------------------------------------------- This example is for a 6 part letter......ours is a 7 part! -------------------------------------------------------------- From: D.Verlaine February 98 **** PRINT THIS OUT NOW **** YOU NEED A HARD COPY **** Subject: !!!!!!!!FREE INFORMATION ON HOW TO EARN EXTRA MONEY & MASSIVE AMOUNTS!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU NEED EXTRA INCOME? Of course you do, we all do!!! I'll tell you "FREE" how to do so with little effort, and, yes IT'S LEGAL. *IF WE ALL WORK "TOGETHER" IT WILL AND DOES WORK* A little while back, I was browsing these newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00! So I thought, "Yeah, right, this must be a scam!", but like most of us, I was curious. I kept reading. Anyway, it said that if you send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and addresses stated in the article, you could make thousands in a very short period of time. You then place your own name and address at the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. (There are about 22,000.) NO CATCH, that was it. Even though the investment was a measly $6, I had three questions that needed to be answered before I could get involved in this sort of thing. 1. IS THIS REALLY LEGAL?? I called a lawyer first. The lawyer was a little skeptical that I would actually make any money, but he said it WAS LEGAL. It sounded a lot like a chain letter but the details of the system (SEE BELOW) actually made it a legitimate legal business. 2. Would the Post Office be OK with this.... I called them: 1-800-725-2161 and they confirmed THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! (See Title 18,h sections 1302 NS 1341 of Postal Lottery Laws). This clarifies the program of collecting names and addresses for a mailing list. 3. IS THIS MORAL? Well, everyone who sends me a buck has a good chance of getting A LOT of money ... a much better chance than buying a lottery ticket!!! So, having these questions answered, I invested (Equivalent) EXACTLY $7.92... six $1.00 bills and six 32 cent postage stamps ... and boy I'm glad I did!!! WHY?? Within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was shocked! I still figured it would end soon, and didn't give it another thought. But the money just continued coming in. In my first week, I made about $20.00 to $30.00 dollars. By the end of the second week I had a mad total of $1,000.00!!!!! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it was still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's still coming in ..... It's certainly worth $6.00 and 6 stamps as well as HONESTY!!! So now I'm re-posting this so I can make even more money! The *ONLY* thing stopping *ANYONE* from enriching their own bank account is pure laziness! It took me all of 5 MINUTES to print this out, follow the directions, and begin posting to newsgroups. It took me a mere 45 minutes to post to over 200 newsgroups. And for this GRAND TOTAL investment of $ 7.92 (US) and under ONE HOUR of my time, I have reaped an incredible amount of money -- like nothing I've ever even heard of anywhere before! !!!!!OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK Enough said let's make money!! FOR FREE, I'll tell you how this works, and more important, why it works. You will then figure out why I'm telling you FOR FREE. Also, make sure you print a copy of this article now, so you can get the information off of it when you need it. The process is very simple and consists of THREE easy steps. -------------------------------------------------------------- This example is for a 6 part letter......ours is a 7 part! -------------------------------------------------------------- $347,000.00 in 5 month!! I MADE JUST THAT! Don't believe it? Then stop reading, otherwise go on!! Did you ever wanted to live the good life? Be able to afford the nicer things in life? I have got it now! Do you want to know how I did it? Well, here it is: Last year I had almost nothing, but this was the wonderful answer to my prayers. I came across an article that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00! Well, I thought,"Yeah, right, this must be a scam, how stupid can one be to fall for that?" But I was curious, so I kept reading. I AM GLAD I DID. Anyway, it said that you send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and address stated in the article. You then place your own name and address in the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups. No catch, that was it. The main difference between this system and others is that you have a mailing list of 6 instead of 5... This means that your average gain will be app. 15 times higher!!! So after thinking it over, I thought about trying it. I figured what have I got to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00? If you are worried about the legal aspects of it all, check it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161). It is legal in America. I invested the $6.00......Well GUESS WHAT!!... within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was amazed! I figured it would end soon, but it didn't. The money just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $20.00 to $30.00 dollars. By the end of the second week I had made a total of over $1,050.00!!! In the third week I had over $11,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth month and I have made a total of just over $347,000.00 and it's still coming in....... It's certainly worth $6.00, and 6 stamps, I spent more than that on the lottery!!(and I never won a single penny doing that!) Let me tell you how this works and also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it as you need it. The process is very simple and consists of 3 easy steps. You may wonder why I tell you this? It's only possible with your desire to become wealthy too. So go for it! This system REALLY works. It worked for me so far!! It's certainly worth $6.00, and 6 stamps, I spent more than that on the lottery!! -------------------------------------------------------------- GOOD LUCK!!
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