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Re: JUICE PLUS+ ***WHOLE FOOD SUPPLEMENT***

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From: David Iain Greig
Date: Tue, 25 Apr 1995 00:00
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turbevil@connect.net (Brian Turbeville) writes:
: 
:WHAT IS IT?
:	JUICE PLUS+ IS AN ALL-NATURAL WHOLE FOOD SUPPLEMENT MADE BY JUICING A 
:WIDE VARIETY OF FRESH FRUITS & VEGETABLES, THEN DRYING THEM AT CAREFULLY 
:CONTROLLED TEMPERATURES.  JUST 2 ORCHARD BLEND CAPSULES IN THE MORNING & 2 
:GARDEN BLEND AT NIGHT PROVIDE MORE NUTRITION THAN (2) 8-OUNCE GLASSES OF FRESH 
:SQUEEZED "JUICED" JUICE, AT A MUCH LOWER COST AND WITH ONLY A FRACTION OF THE 
:SUGAR, SODIUM AND CAPSULES.
: 
:WHY?
: 	PEOPLE NEED FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.  THIS PRODUCT IS THE NEXT BEST THING 
:TO JUICING.  IT IS PRODUCED BY -----NSA----- (NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY,
                                   ^^^^^^^
	Oooh, now I'm afraid.  Not only do they spy on our communications,
	they send clueless morons to annoy us as well...

Kiss your account goodbye, moron.

--D.
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From: greig@atlantis (David Iain Greig)
Subject: Re: JUICE PLUS+ ***WHOLE FOOD SUPPLEMENT***
Date: 1995/04/25
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