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>Interested in earning money donating sperm? visit the following website:
>http://208.212.49.94/sperm/index.html

Which reminds me ... of my posting to RHF about a local fertility doctor
back in 1992.  Where is Doctor Jacobson now that we really need him?

=== Begin quoted article 
Date: Thu, 5 Mar 92 4:30:5 EST
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Anonymous sperm donors

There's a trial going on now in Northern Virginia where a fertility doctor
(Cecil? Jacobson) is accused of providing the sperm that he used to
inseminate at least a dozen of his patients (some estimates up to 50 or 60).
One of his nurses said that he was often seen carrying a bottle into the
mens room just before doing one of these procedures.

So what's so bad about that?  Seems to me that what he needs is a good
publicist, so I offer these top 10 slogans that Doctor Jacobson should have
been using:

10. We recycle everything -- absolutely no waste.

 9. Open wide and say "ahh"

 8. We pass the savings on to you.

 7. Donor is personally guaranteed to be a college graduate.

 6  Well, I could stop by your place, say 7 oclock..?

 5. We test and test and test again.

 4. High volume means lower prices, day after day.

 3. It's a tough, thankless job but someone's gotta do it..

 2. Ten years from now your kid can come to a family reunion
    with all my kids.

and the number one slogan Doctor Jacobson SHOULD have been using:

 1. "You can't get it any fresher than this."

=== End quoted article

Al

"Drag a hundred dollars through a trailer park and no telling what 
you'll get."  - James Carville, referring to Paula Jones as "trailer trash".

"Drag a million dollars through the Oval Office and no telling what
you'll get."  - Al Donaldson, referring to Clinton's fundraising.