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On 16 Mar 1997 20:37:39 GMT, napboule@geocities.com (mike leeat)
wrote:

>Interested in earning money donating sperm? visit the following website:
>
>http://208.212.49.94/sperm/index.html
>

Went and checked out this site:

>How Do I Qualify?

>To qualify, you must be between the ages of 18-45 years old. Secondly, 
>you must not have any communicable diseases. 
                   
>Race is not a factor, and neither is your profession. The donors 
>we've help matriculate into the project come from all walks of life.
>Some our Medical students, salesman, lawyers, computer programmers, 
>musicians, teachers, clerks, and even policeman.

Hmmm...  Imagine this - Infertile klansman and spouse visit clinic for
artificial insemination...  Later we find out it's African American
sperm that was used!

>Is The Program Confidential?
>
>Yes. Privacy is one of the most important issues that we deal 
>with.  We take all necessary precautions in guarding your pri-
>vacy.  As a matter of fact, once you are matriculated into the
>project, your information is sealed, and you are assigned a 
>unique reference beta number.

Good.  Picture a dozen men in an open-bay barracks latrine,
masturbating furiously for that $200!  Not a pretty picture!

>How Is My Sperm Collected?

>All of the facilities are equipped with comfortable, private 
>Donor rooms.  The donor is not "aided" by any person.  The 

Damn.  I was hoping a nurse that looked like Heather Lockleer would be
available to 'assist'!

>donor collects semen via masturbation.  Although not aided by
>any "person," there are certain tools that the donor has at 
>his disposal.  Such tools include but are not limited to Videos,
>books, and magazines..

What!  No vibrating pocket vaginas?  Shheeesh!

>Will I Be Paid, And How Much?

>It is  typical to earn upwards of $200 per visit per
>location. By signing up for more than one program, it's possible
>to earn up to $1500 per week.  The best part is that your visits 
>are not limited.  As long as your motile sperm count remains 
>adequate, you can continue donating sperm.  Why isn't everyone 
>doing this? Well, you'd be surprised how many individuals in America
>have either low sperm counts, venerial diseases, or are just not 
>interested in participating in these types of programs.  It takes 
>someone special to make this type of sacrifice.  

Let's see, thats 1500 divided by 200 = 7.5 masturbations per week,
that comes to (no pun intended) 1.071428571 wanks per day.
I don't know, that's a bit much, even for me ...