🚀 go-pugleaf

   Dear:
  
    [x] Clueless Newbie         [x] Loser           [ ] Dung
    [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer   [ ] Jackass         [ ] Jerky
    [x] Me too er               [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
    [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
    [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
    [x] Unbearably self-righteous person
    [ ] Other:__________________ 
 
  
   You Are Being Flamed Because:
  
    [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
    [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
    [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
    [x] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
    [x] You continued a long, stupid thread
    [ ] You started an off-topic thread
    [ ] You posted a "YOU SUCK" message
    [ ] You said "me too" to something
    [ ] You don't know which group to post in
    [x] You suck
    [ ] You brag about things that never happened
    [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
    [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
    [x] You posted something totally uninteresting
    [ ] You crossposted
    [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
    [ ] You posted racism shit
    [x] I don't like your tone of voice
    [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
    [ ] AOL just sucks
    [ ] I think you might be a fed
  
  
   To Repent, You Must:
  
    [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
    [x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
    [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
    [ ] Actually post something relevant
    [ ] Read the f****** FAQ
    [x] Grow a damn brain
    [ ] Be Clinton's love slave
    [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
    [x] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
    [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test
    [ ] Take your head out of your ass
  
  
   In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
  
    [ ] Blow me
    [x] Get a life
    [x] Never post again
    [ ] I pity your dog
    [x] Go to hell
    [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
    [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
    [ ] Learn to post or F.O.!
    [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
    [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
    [ ] See how far your tongue will fit up your ass
    [ ] All of the above
  
  End of Flame.
  
  Have a nice day,
Adam