🚀 go-pugleaf

Oh boy.  Let's take a look at what you've written,  Garlic.
The first red flag you've thrown up is the name Garlic.  Not
a popular one with the ladies.  Now then...

> I am seeking to share my home with a female housemate who
has a very
> dominant personality. This would be ideal for a female
graduate student
> on a budget who needs a comfortable home to live in,
rent-free and with
> lots of devoted attention.

That's a great sales pitch.  So if I'm a female graduate
student reading this and I'm somewhat skeptical I will read
this part and think "hey!  That's me!"  I mean,  everyone
wants a comfortable place to live for free,  and lots of
attention,  right?

> I know this is an unusual search, but it is sincere.

This line really speaks to the heart.

> Really nice Boulder professional SWM (mature, highly
educated, attractive, and
> distinguished) has this one unusual quirk: very sexually
submissive and
> seeking to serve a dominant woman as her complete
slave/servant.  I
> cannot seem to find happiness with a woman unless she is
truly very
> dominant, bossy, bitchy, and demanding of her personal
pleasures.

Yeah right,  everyone is mature,  highly educated and
attractive,  blah blah blah.  You're distinguished too.
This guy sounds like every woman's dream.  Just that one
unusual quirk.  Just that one,  but my friend that is a big
one.  That is an absolute whopper of a quirk!

> What I am seeking is the chance to try this out for real
with one special
> dominant lady in Boulder, who also would take this for
real.  Please, no
> make-believe because that just would not work for me.  Is
there a single
> Boulder lady out there who has desires to really have a
personal slave
> to attend her, and would like to explore this with me?

Right,  I know where you're coming from here.  It's so easy
to spot the one who's faking when she's pressing her high
heels into your ass while you masturbate.  It's such a turn
off!
> Sincere responses only, please. No age/race restrictions.
Discretion
> required and assured, so please understand that I will
have to verify
> authenticity of all replies by direct telephone
conversation.

Right,  no pranks here,  folks.  This is serious stuff.

Garlic,  you should be telling all this to a psychiatrist
and doing everything you can to hide this side of yourself
from prospective dates.  You should not be broadcasting
this.  What you've got is a psychological problem,  probably
a result of some serious trauma or abuse which you suffered
in the past.  You should NOT be acting on these feelings.
What you're looking for is purely sexual.  You're not
looking for a loving relationship.  If you are looking for
long term happiness this is not the route to take.  Maybe
you're just looking for cheap thrills.  Don't get me wrong,
that's fine with me.  I just pity you because I can see how
unhappy you must be.  There are lots of good psychologists
out there who can help you work through these feelings and
you can move beyond them.

The thing that bothers me about this is that I'm sure there
are plenty of women such as you've described in Boulder.
All I'm saying is when she's slugging you in the nuts and
making you lick the toilet clean think about whether this
really makes you happy.  Was this the guy you wanted to be
when you were a little kid?

Best wishes,
Ulf