🚀 go-pugleaf

Prez (of the Workers Party),

Okay about the Housewarming.
Hey listen, I'm proposing a revolution of my own. What say we form the
association "Linguists United Against Single-Ply Toilet Paper"
(that's LUASPTP--I know we need a few epenthetic schwas here to make the
acronym pronounceable and truly powerful). This is one of the things that
bugs me about our fine washroom facilities here in the department (okay,
it's a campus-wide phenomenon, but you gotta start somewhere!).  I will
lead the charge; a plunger, my scepter--a toilet seat cover, my crown!

Lori

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Nature's first green is gold . . .

					~ Robert Frost

On Thu, 29 Apr 1999, Interdisciplinary Studies Series wrote:

> Celebrate with Dipesh today, Thursday,
> starting 5-ish or so at Mountain Sun.
> 
> The Worker's Day Housewarming is still a go!
> Twill kick off at 3-ish, in the center courtyard
> of Newton Court Family Housing, and last into the night.
> We have the green light for rainy-day weather
> alternative locations:
> 3-5 at my apartment #335, Bldg. 2J
> 5-? at Mike and Maile's #1036, Bldg. 1A
> If at all possible, we want it to be outside.
> Look for picnic tables, grills, linguists, and people
> who associate with linguists.
> CHEERS!
> d (insert epenthetic) prez
> 
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