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Have you met the pot-smoking german cross-dresser in apartment 7?  How 
about the parking lot vindicator in apartment 6?  Or Dimitri the 
landlord angel?  Finally, you have the chance to meet all these people - 
AND MORE!  Come May 1st could be sipping tea with Tony, the 50-something 
punk rebel that lets his truck warm up for approximately 
eleventy-bagillion minutes before starting out for the day.

Apartment 8 at 12906 Larchmere (shaker square, which is in cleveland 
less than 1 mile south of the cwru campus) is a beautiful apartment with 
1 gorgeous bedroom, 1 sparkling bathroom, a large living room and an 
adjective kitchen. It has dark mahogany wood trim and closets so big you 
could park your car in them... but you wouldn't want to -- because 
you'll have your very own parking space in the semi-enclosed parking lot 
out back.  No car?  No problem!  The apartment comes with a moped, plus 
there's an RTA bus (56A) that picks up at the corner every 15 minutes 
and drops off on adelbert right in front of the health services 
building.  There's coin-op laundry in the building, and a buzz-in system 
so you barely have to lift a finger for your friends to come streaming 
in by the dozens.  Come enjoy the comfortable couches, the queen-size 
bed, and the eclectic furniture.

There's shopping, a bookstore, a cinema, and Cleveland's only 24-hour 
restaraunt (Michael's Diner) 1 block south at Shaker square, where the 
rapid picks up for those quick jaunts to the airport or tower city.  Two 
blocks west is Cleveland's best vegeterian cafe (cafe Limbo), two blocks 
east you'll enjoy Cleveland's only waterfall (pours out of Shaker lake, 
part of the Shaker Metroparks).  Two blocks north you'll find a ditch 
where I buried some stuff my ex-girlfriend gave me.

Sold?  The apartment is a pretty good deal, rent is between $440 and 
$450 a month (including utilities).  This includes wireless (or wired) 
internet, via a business-class DSL connection.  Contact me right now, 
super-please!  I'll be real jammed up if nobody takes the apartment!

-Ian
cell 216 402-4994