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In article <9cruqe$fhp$1@eeyore.INS.cwru.edu>,
 John Martin <martin@fafnir.astr.cwru.edu> wrote:

> Is that the best you can do David?  I mean how are we going to win a
> CWRU.gen award with your lame ass replies.  I expect more from a
> guy who gets his reality from the Fox "News" Network.

You mean the network of Paula Zahn, Alan Colmes, Mara Liasson, Jeff 
Cohen, Juan Williams, Mort Kondracke, and those other rabid 
conservatives?  Whoops, they're not conservatives at all, are they?  So 
much for Fox News Channel being the right-wing outpost you claim.

And before you start listing all of the conservatives at Fox, keep in 
mind that at any other network, you can count the conservatives on one 
or two fingers -- and you'll never hear the liberals admit to being 
liberals.

> David Zinkin <dzinkin2@rochester.rr.com> wrote:
> :> Since you oppose our tax dollars paying for your health care
> 
> : That's right, I'd rather pay for it myself and stay alive.
> 
> Good thing you live close enough to the border to buy your drugs in
> Canada.

I've never had to go to Canada for my medications.  But then I'm not 
into crack and PCP; who's your dealer?

> :> it seems the least I can to do keep you going out of spite.
> 
> : Actually I keep going through laughter; these days it's the liberals who 
> : seem to have the abundance of spite.
> 
> I'd hate to tell ya but Dick Armey, Denny Hastret, and Trent Lott are
> in your party.

I was thinking more of Tom Daschle, who admitted that he defines his 
success by how much of the Republican agenda he can stop and how many 
lies he can tell about Bush, rather than by real achievements.  Of 
course he'd probably have to have some real achievements to speak of 
before he could learn to recognize one.

> I mean can you guys please give Denny some sunshine.
> He's paler than the average CWRU student who at least has some color
> from the CRT radiation they absorb.

And yet he still gets more light than the minority leader.  Little Dick 
Gephardt has his head so far up his ass he can chew his food a second 
time on the way down.

> I mean he's a good match for the sheet that Lott wears on the 
> weekends

When did Robert Byrd change his last name to Lott?

> but the way he's always squinting
> at every press conference makes him look like the troll he is.

You've confused him with David Bonior again.  Can't you tell these guys 
apart?

> Although I might squint like that too if Dick Armey had his hand up 
> my butt. 

Excuse me, this isn't Penthouse Forum.  Please keep your fantasies to 
yourself.

 -- DZ