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you must be the stupidist damn attorney then......you dumb ass........




you mmailto@hotmail.com wrote:
> 
> Dear Friend,
> 
> Greetings!  I am a retired Attorney, and about two years ago a man came
> to me with a letter.  The letter he brought me is basically the letter
> in your hands.  He asked me to verify the fact that this letter was
> legal.  I told him that I would review it and get back to him.  When I
> first read the letter my new client brought me I thought it was some
> off-the-wall idea to make money  However, a week and-a-half later we met
> in my office to discuss the issue.  I told him the letter he originally
> brought to me was not 100% legal.  I suggested a few changes with
> which the letter would be 100% legal.
> 
>  I was curious about this letter, and my client told me how this plan
> works and suggested that I give it a try.  I thought it was a long
> shot and would be a waste of time, so I decided against participating.
> However, before my client left, I asked him to keep me updated of his
> results.  About two months later he called me to tell me he had received
> over $800,000 in cash!!  I didn't believe him, so he suggested that I
> try this idea and find out for myself.  I thought about it for a couple
> of days and decided that I didn't really have anything to lose, so I
> asked my client for a copy of the letter.  I followed the instructions
> exactly, sent out 200 copies, and sure enough, the money started
> arriving!  It came slowly at first, but after 3 weeks, I was getting
> more mail than I could open in a day!  The money stopped coming after
> about three months.  I kept a precise record of my earnings, and they
> totaled $968,498.00!!
> 
>  I was earning a good living as a lawyer, but anyone in the legal
> profession, or even anyone who owns their own business will tell you,
> there is a lot of stress that comes with the job.  I told myself that if
> things worked out, I would retire from my job and travel.  I decided to
> try the letter again, but this time I sent out 500 letters.  Well, three
> months later, my earnings totaled $2,344,178.00!!!  I just could not
> believe it.  I met with my former client (and now my friend) for lunch
> to find out how it worked.  He told me there are quite a few similar
> letters going around.  What made THIS ONE DIFFERENT WAS THE FACT THAT 6
> ADDRESSES APPEAR ON THE LIST, AND NOT 5 LIKE MOST OF THE OTHERS.  This
> fact alone results in your name being on far more returns.  Of course I
> was thankful that he had shown this plan to me, but he was just as
> thankful that I had suggested the changes to ensure that this plan was
> legal since most people don't want to risk doing something illegal.
> 
>  I'll bet that by now you are curious to know the little change I
> suggested in my friend's original letter.  Well, if you sent a letter
> like this out, to be legal you must actually sell a product or service
> if you expect to receive a dollar.  I told my friend that anyone sending
> a dollar back to him must receive something in return.  You have
> received this letter due to the participation of each of the 6 persons
> given below.  This letter and the plan given within this letter are a
> "product" that you have received.  Thus, you will be sending $1.00 to
> each of the 6 persons given below in exchange for receiving this letter
> and for asking them to provide the "service" of adding you on their
> mailing list.
> 
> THIS IS A SERVICE AND IS A 100% LEGAL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY WHICH
> IS COVERED IN TITLE 18, SECTION 1302 AND 1342 OF THE POSTAL AND
> LOTTERY LAWS.
> 
> ___________________________________________________________________
> 
> NOW, PLEASE FOLLOW THESE TRIED AND TRUE STEPS TO OBTAIN THE AMOUNT
> YOU DESIRE:
> 
> 1 Immediately send a $1 dollar bill to each of the 6 people on the list
>   below.  Wrap this dollar in a note with the words: "Please put me on
>   your mailing list." (Remember, in this way, you're not just sending a
>   dollar to someone; you're paying for a legitimate service.)  Include
>   your address.  You do not need to include your name.  This is the key
>   to the program!  Also, let each person know what number they are in
>   your letter so he/she knows which cycle he is receiving the $1.00
>   from.  Make sure that you retain EVERY name and/or address sent to
>   you, either on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names
>   and notes that people send to you.  This is PROOF that you are truly
>   providing a service, and should the I.R.S. or some other government
>   agency question you, you can provide them with this proof!  Therefore
>   , you will start a list of all the people who send you a dollar
>   requesting to be added on a mailing list.  Actually, you will want
>   to safeguard this list because it can generate even better responses
>   and much more money later!  See step #4 below.
> 
>   2 Remove the name next to the #1 on the list, and move the rest of
>   the names up one position.  Then place your name in the #6 spot.
>   Thus, #6 becomes #5, #4 becomes #3, etc., and YOU will be #6 on the
>   list.  DO NOT EDIT THIS LETTER ANYMORE BEYOND THIS POINT.  When you
>   are mailing this letter, you may edit the references to the Internet.
> 
>   3 Post this letter in at least 250 newsgroups, I do 5 groups per post.
>   You can simply copy the contents of this letter and paste it to the
>   newsgroups of your choice.
> 
>   IMPORTANT NOTE:  Please pay attention to the newsgroups in which you
>   post.  If there is an abundance of similar letters, you may want to
>   seek another newsgroup.  Thus, pay respect to the harmony of the
>   newsgroup and use common sense.  There are plenty of newsgroups on
>   the Internet. (I think there are close to 18,000 of them.)  ALSO,
>   PLEASE POST IN APPROPRIATE GROUPS AND SPREAD YOUR POSTINGS OVER MANY
>   DIFFERENT LOCAL & INTERNATIONAL AREAS (SPREAD THE WORD)!
>   For added success, you can also mail this letter as well, in addition
>   to posting in newsgroups.  Order 200 (or more) names from a mailing
>   list company.  Two that have been most effective for these names are:
> 
>         S.E. Mailing List               Advon Distributors
>         P. O. Box 15061                 P. O. Box B-11
>         Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33318S       helly, ID 83274
>         (954) 742-9519                  (800) 992-3866
> 
>   4 Keep a copy of this letter so you can use it a second time.  Also
>   keep EACH AND EVERY NAME AND ADDRESS SENT TO YOU as instructed in #1.
>   Then, send out more copies in about 6 months, but mail it to the
>   addresses you receive (your new mailing list) with each dollar!  It
>   will work again, only much better!
> 
>   Here are the addresses that you must send a dollar to with your slip
>   of paper requesting placement on their mailing list, as instructed
>   above:
> 
>    1.  J. Ryan, P.O. Box 18, Watervilley Valley, NH  03215
> 
>    2.  Sam Michaels, P.O. Box 286, Warren, OH  44482
> 
>    3.  P.  Syms, 14 Wheaton Grove, Scarborough, Ontario, M1J 3L5
> 
>    4.  N. Sesh, 19745 Northampton Drive, Saratoga, CA 95070
> 
>    5.  Greg Thompson 11833 E Idaho Dr Aurora Co  80012
> 
>    6.  Boxholder, P.O. Box 385205, Waikoloa, Hawaii  96738
> 
> 
>   ***THIS PLAN WILL NOT WORK UNLESS YOU SEND $1.00   TO EACH OF THE
>    ABOVE PERSONS AS DIRECTED.
> 
>    How do the numbers work for potential income earnings?
>    Assume for the sake of example that you get a 7.5% return rate.
>    This is very conservative, my first attempt was about 9.5%, and
>    my second was over> 11%.
> 
>    1.  You send out 250 letters, and 18 people (250 x 7.5% = 18)
>    will send you
>    $1 each.   $18.00
> 
>    2.  Those 18 send out 250 letters each, and 337 people
>    (18 x 250 = 4,500 x 7.5% = 337) send you $1 each.   $337.00
> 
>    3.  Those 337 send out 250 letters each
>    (337 x 250 = 84,250 x 7.5% = 6,318), and 6,318 people send you
>    $1 each.  $6,318.00
> 
>    4.  Those 6,318 send out 250 letters each
>    (6,318 x 50 = 1,579,500 x 7.5% = 118,462), and 118,462 people
>    send you $1 each. $118,462.00
> 
>    5.  Those 118,462 send out 250 letters each
>    (118,462 x 250 = 29,615,500 x 7.5% = 2,221,162), and 2,221,162
>    people send you $1 each. $2,221,162.00.
> 
>                ADD 1 - 5 AND TOTAL AT $ 2,346,297.50
> 
> ALL THIS IS AT A 7.5% RETURN ON YOUR LETTERS.  THAT'S 18 REPLIES ON
> YOUR ORIGINAL 250 POSTINGS.
> 
>    Some valuable, general suggestions:
>    1.  DO NOT TRY AND CHEAT THIS PROCESS.  IF YOU DO, YOU WILL NOT
>    ACHIEVE THE DESIRED RESULTS.
>    2.  The Internet is a very effective medium for exposing this
>    vehicle. However, pay attention to newsgroups, and avoid posting
>    this letter in the newsgroups where there are a lot of upset people
>    complaining about "spamming."  In another words, we are asking that
>    you use common sense, and have courtesy to others on the Internet.
>    This may be opposite of what many other similar postings may be
>    saying.  Keep in mind that there are plenty of people out there
>    who believe and want this as much as you do.
>    3.  Keep a positive frame of mind while engaging in this process,
>    and you will receive the amount of money you desire.
>    4.  In order to achieve maximum results DO NOT CHANGE THE CONTENTS
>    OF THIS LETTER.  However, you may edit applicable portions relating
>    to Internet when sending this letter via regular mail
>    5.  When the money begins to arrive, it is a good gesture to give
>    10% or more to your church or favorite charity with a joyful spirit.
>    The Internet has proved to be a very quick and effective means to
>    reach millions of people with your message.  This message
>    exemplifies a UNIVERSAL LAW OF ABUNDANCE that there is plenty to
>    go around for everyone.  You will not be hurting anyone and will
>    be creating the opportunity for those who read your message to
>    benefit -- just as you will -- from the abundance that exits in
>    this universe.
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