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Dear Fellow Americans:

My name is Mike, and I�m 12. And my name is Ashley, and I�m 9.

We may be young, but we are still budding entrepreneurs, and we�re 
starting our own small business. We are selling Genuine, Original, 
One-of-a-Kind Clinton $3 bills (yes, $3 Bills). You really have to see 
�em to believe �em! They are hilarious, and they look so real, you�ll 
be tempted to spend them!

These are true pieces of history. They look totally like real money 
and like a $3 Bill would look like, but this one is even more funny! 
There is a picture of Bill Clinton on the front, and even more 
hilarious, a picture of the White House on the back -- for sale! They 
have printed by the Disgruntled States of America.

The best thing about these Clinton $3 bills is that they will increase 
in value year after year. You will be the envy of all your friends. 
You  can hand it down generation and generation. And yes, you will 
live a happier life too.

How much does one of these outstanding pieces of history cost? $3? 
Nope - Only $2!!

Believe me, you will be thrilled! So send your cash or money order 
today to (no checks, please, �cause we don�t have a checking account 
yet):

          Clinton Three Dollar Bill
          4920 Bellerive Dr.
          Dallas, TX 75287
          (Be sure to include your address!)

Satisfaction guaranteed. If you don�t like it, we�ll gladly refund 
your money.

By the way, we also have an exclusive Hillary $3 bill, but they�re 
very rare, so they cost $3 each. Why not order one of each now?

P.S. A portion of the proceeds will be used to buy candy and toys for 
two deserving kids.