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re HERBAL ECSTACY

#2427
From: Kent Searle
Date: Tue, 31 Oct 1995 00:00
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In article <1995Oct30.171526.42673@ac.dal.ca> you write:

>
>Herbal Ecstacy is not just a smart drug, it is carefully formulated and 
>thoroughly tested organic alternative to MDMA or Ecstacy.

Not only that, but if its effects are as good as you claim, you'll become 
psychologically addicted just as easily as you will to the real stuff or
LSD.

>
>Herbal Ecstacy is also 100 % legal and FDA approved.
>
>Using an ancient extraction method all herbs are first extracted 
>seperately.  Next they are blended together synergistically.  Finally, 
>using the world's most technologically advanced equipment herbs are once 
>again extracted to produce herbal ecstacy's unique effect.
>
>Dr. Janis Burton in New Psychology magazine is quoted as saying:
>
>"The effects of herbal ecstacy beyond smart drug capacity include:
>- euphoric stimulation
>- highly increased energy levels
>- tingly skin sensations
>- enhanced sensort processing
>- increased sexual sensations 
>- mood elevations"

	I can list a number of drugs that will produce remarkably 
similar effects.  This drug was approved because the FDA's hands 
were tied because individually, the drugs ingredients are legal.


>Herbal Ecstacy as a dietary supplement:
>
>Amino Acids - This powerful blend contains all 18 amino acids in complete 
>              form
> 
>Antioxidants - Help prevent free-radical damage to cells.  If left 
>	       unchecked, these highly reactive molecules attack cellular walls and 
>               may cause damage.
>
>Thermogens - Rare forms of popular herbs are synergistically blended to 
>	     create the most powerful thermogenic compound available today.  Burn 
>             calories through heat generation.
>
>Metabolizers - Increase Metabolism. Burn calories and maintain lean mass.
>
>Vegetarian - no animal products are used.
>
>
	As I know absolutely nothing about Chemistry and/or Bio-Chemistry,
I won't comment on the above beyond saying that I'm sure there are better 
sources than this for the things you list.  As for the vegetarian comment,
there is no animal product in cocaine, opium, PCP or any other mind altering
drug either.  What's your point?


>
>What does it do??
>
>You will get loads of energy and feel very awake, very alive, alert and 
>ready for any activity.  The effects can last up to 12 hours or more.
>
>It has aphrodisiac qualities because it increases the production of 
>endorphins in your body.
>
>You will get tingling skin sensations and a higher sensory awareness. 
>

	As a brief synopsis, what this does is:
- make you hyper, aggitated and nervous for 12 hours
- make you horny (if just like the real stuff, to the point where you'll 
  screw a tree if you can't find a living organsim to mate with)
- a sensory awareness so hightened you think you can see time.

>This is a mood enhancer as well.  Every feeling and sensation you have 
>will be heightened.
>

	Yep, that orgasm you have while you scrape yourself raw on 
a Cedar will be so shattering you'll think cardiac arrest is sure to 
follow.

>Herbal Ecstacy has also been known to enhance and prolong the effects of 
>other drugs.
>
>
	That Heroin/Cocaine speedball will be the longest lasting ever 
when taken in conjunction with this "herbal" delight.  Given this 
statement, I'd have to guess that this waasn't posted here under the
guise of medicinal purposes.

>Dose:
>
>The recommended dose is 2-5 pills depending on the intensity of the 
>activity.  5 pills are recommended for the marathon-length parties and 
>activities, but as little as 2 pills are effective in less circumstances.
>

Translated : Do ya wanna get fucked up for a little while or half a day?

>Price (Canadian $$)
>
>$17.99  for a single dose of 5 pills (pyramid packaged)
>
>
	Now, don't get me wrong, I'm no saint.  If you like the 
effect of this drug, go to it.  If you think it really lengthens 
and intensifies a coke snort, mix and match.  Make a buffet.  
The main reason for this flame is to let you know that most 
people don't appreciate advertisements on the net.  I'll give 
you one thing though, it takes guts to push drugs through a
university news group.  Oh, and just so you know, unless you've
got something against the illegal factor, the real stuff (MDMA) 
is proven (most likely better) and cheaper.  
--

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Kent Searle                 " Honest Officer, Barney was on fire
searle@ug.cs.dal.ca           when I got here"
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From: searle@ug.cs.dal.ca (Kent Searle)
Subject: re HERBAL ECSTACY
Date: 1995/10/31
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