🚀 go-pugleaf

On Mon, 14 Apr 2003 13:54:13 GMT, "The GLE Group"
<info@theglegroup.com> wrote:

>DALLAS, TX
>
>Looking for four strong sale representatives with 1-2 years experience in
>technology sales. 

  Tinker toys not provided

>Must be aggressive and have a willingness to excel and
>grow and expand with company. 

  Bitchiness and threats work well here. Plus backstabbing is allowed.

>Must be self-motivated with an aggressive attitude and have a passion for sales.

  Must be willing to stuff sales ticket down clients throat.

> Will be selling technology products to appropriate customers.

   Anyone who'll buy it will do.
>
>Pay rate is on commission base only with realistic profit potential of 45k-
>50k/ year.

   If you're Moses or cousin.

> Strong reps can earn as much as $75-100k/ year easy and could
>evolve into a Sales Manager position within six months.

   Like to play God?
>
>We offer:
>- A product for an untapped market in the Dallas area.

    We've sold it everywhere but there

>- Full management support

    Cosisting of yelling "Sell the damn thing! SELL!"

>- Flexible hours

    12 or more a day 7 days a week

>- Growth with company

    Using platform shoes help.


>Requirements:

>- Strong attention to detail

    Except false promises made by company.

>- Willingness to learn

    How to berate a client and still make a sale.

>- Ability to work in both a team environment as well as independently

    threating others is encouraged.
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>- Good work ethic

    Kiss bosses ass often.

>- Professional appearance

    Leash and collar only after 5 pm....

>- Reliable transportation

    Bike riders need not apply. No "Green" employees wanted.

>- Some working knowledge of Instant Messaging technologies

    Bug the people from ANYWHERE!
>
>Please forward resume to:
>
>readmylips@andkneelandsuck
>